Bacon is meat candy. - Page 10

Capt Jack · 01-11-2007, 03:41 PM

hmm......maybe on a ritz.

besides, they only like the ones they find in the yard

Snowflake · 01-11-2007, 03:49 PM

Niman Ranch or Hobbs Applewood Smoked is really good.

In VA Calhouns Ham House made really wonderful smoked bacon, thick and tasty. I can't say I cared for VA country ham at all, it was pure salt and nothing delicate like prosciutto. Although VA natives loved it, to me it was just disgusting. But they could and did do great bacon.

Hmmmm, wanting a BLAT now, thick wheat bread smeared with mayo, thick slices of bacon, tomato and avocado and green leaf lettuce.....

Alex · 01-11-2007, 05:22 PM

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Hmmmm, wanting a BLAT now, thick wheat bread smeared with mayo, thick slices of bacon, tomato and avocado and green leaf lettuce.....

Wow. Other than the mayo, not a thing in that sandwich that I think belongs in a sandwich (never eat bacon, tomato, or avocado; don't like lettuce on sandwiches).

I think I'd eat a stray cat poop sandwich first. At least that would have good storytelling afterwards.

Gn2Dlnd · 01-12-2007, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Wow. Other than the mayo, not a thing in that sandwich that I think belongs in a sandwich (never eat bacon, tomato, or avocado; don't like lettuce on sandwiches).

And bread! Don't get him started on bread!

Alex · 01-12-2007, 12:24 PM

Of course bread doesn't belong in a sandwich. It belongs around the sandwich.

Hrrm...stupid prepositions. Without the bread it isn't a sandwich, but the bread isn't in or on the sandwich like other things are but it also isn't around the sandwich.

Anyway, I'm always amazed at the disgusting things people will eat. Raw tomatoes and avocado are high on that list.

Snowflake · 01-13-2007, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Wow. Other than the mayo, not a thing in that sandwich that I think belongs in a sandwich (never eat bacon, tomato, or avocado; don't like lettuce on sandwiches).

I think I'd eat a stray cat poop sandwich first. At least that would have good storytelling afterwards.

ew, just ew

Babette · 01-13-2007, 12:05 PM

Oh, man. Best sandwich ever - BLATO. Bacon, Lettuce, Avocado, Tomato, red Onion. Make it an MBLATO with Mustard.

Never, ever mayo, or the grossest thing ever, Miracle Whip! Barf!!

Yummy MBLATO!!

Ghoulish Delight · 04-27-2009, 10:07 AM

Bacone

Capt Jack · 01-11-2007, 03:54 PM

stick a thick sliced slab of onion on there and we're rockin.

yes...that would be a BLOAT

blueerica · 01-11-2007, 04:12 PM

I've seen a dog go to the kitty poop deli section, a.k.a. the litter box, for their dining pleasure.

But back to bacon. I'm actually a fan of Canadian bacon, as well. Nice, lean stuff!

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Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	Niman Ranch or Hobbs Applewood Smoked is really good. In VA Calhouns Ham House made really wonderful smoked bacon, thick and tasty. I can't say I cared for VA country ham at all, it was pure salt and nothing delicate like prosciutto. Although VA natives loved it, to me it was just disgusting. But they could and did do great bacon. Hmmmm, wanting a BLAT now, thick wheat bread smeared with mayo, thick slices of bacon, tomato and avocado and green leaf lettuce.....
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Of course bread doesn't belong in a sandwich. It belongs around the sandwich. Hrrm...stupid prepositions. Without the bread it isn't a sandwich, but the bread isn't in or on the sandwich like other things are but it also isn't around the sandwich. Anyway, I'm always amazed at the disgusting things people will eat. Raw tomatoes and avocado are high on that list.
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Babette Snubbed Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: cupcake heaven Posts: 433	Oh, man. Best sandwich ever - BLATO. Bacon, Lettuce, Avocado, Tomato, red Onion. Make it an MBLATO with Mustard. Never, ever mayo, or the grossest thing ever, Miracle Whip! Barf!! Yummy MBLATO!!
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Bacone __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	stick a thick sliced slab of onion on there and we're rockin. yes...that would be a BLOAT __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	I've seen a dog go to the kitty poop deli section, a.k.a. the litter box, for their dining pleasure. But back to bacon. I'm actually a fan of Canadian bacon, as well. Nice, lean stuff! __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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