What Stpid Thing Have You Done Today? - Page 10

CoasterMatt · 07-04-2009, 12:31 PM

I attempted to eat a very hot calzone while not wearing a shirt. Melted cheese on bare skin is not the fun.

Kevy Baby · 07-05-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

I attempted to eat a very hot calzone while not wearing a shirt. Melted cheese on bare skin is not the fun.

On a rare occasion when I was sick (I am blessed with a strong immune system), someone made me some soup, which I attempted to eat while mostly on my back. It was very hot off the stove. I was not wearing a top (it was a fever and I was roasting). I spilled the soup on my chest. I still have a scar.

bewitched · 07-05-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I spilled the soup on my chest. I still have a scar.

But not a fever. See, it worked.

Betty · 07-06-2009, 08:04 AM

I forgot to make chicken salad and bring it for lunch today. (leftover grilled chicken breast makes for a tasty lunch if I would have remember it.) Darn.

Not Afraid · 07-06-2009, 01:35 PM

I forgot to re-order my thyroid meds and, after remembering, forgot to go to the pharmacy to pick them up. Back out I go! The body doesn't last too long without thyroid juice.

Moonliner · 07-06-2009, 02:08 PM

Nothing.

Which may be the most stupid thing ever.

SzczerbiakManiac · 07-20-2009, 09:42 AM

On Saturday I did three loads of laundry. One whites, one colored towels, one blacks. This morning I put on one of the black shirts I had "washed". When I stepped into the elevator, I got a whiff of a funky spell. That isn't too unusual, many times sweaty or over perfumed people who ride that car and leave behind an olfactory "gift".

But when I got into my car, I still smelled it. As I was driving to work, I realized what was going on. I "washed" the black load without any soap!

It was too late to turn around, so I'm just gonna stink for the whole day. And then this evening, I get to blow another $2.50 re-washing all those garments.

LashStoat · 07-20-2009, 10:26 AM

It wasn't today, but I remember it all too clearly:

Stupidly, I drank Kava the night before I flew out of a remote Fijian Island.

It was an 18 seat plane without a loo.

Ordinarily the plane stops at another island before the mainland. Fearing the worst, I awaited the landing announcement with great...ummm, make that ernest...anticipation.

A friendly voice announced that there were no passengers to be picked up on that other island, so it didn’t land.

How…efficient. And remotely distant from…civilisation.

Ten thousand feet up. Nice coral. Enjoy the view.

A family of Americans was sitting on the back bench seat. I moved them. Quickly. They wanted to argue, but the wife thought better of it.

Smart woman.

Smarter Captain, as he re-balanced the plane when 5 people suddenly relocated for no apparent reason.

Hitchhiker’s Guide had advised me to travel with a towel. That, the anti-mikasas from several seats, a bottle of Duty-Free Givenchy Gentleman, and my diving-buddy’s Japanese folding fan saved me.

It didn’t save my towel.

I miss it, as it was my favourite…emblazoned with “Life’s A Beach”.

Ain’t that the truth…

Not Afraid · 07-29-2009, 09:04 AM

This morning I got up at 6 so I could walk my two dogs and get to my client's house at 7:30 to start 10 days of 7 am walks. When I got there, he was in his kitchen. His vacation starts tomorrow. D'oh.

Betty · 07-29-2009, 10:46 AM

It's always good to verify backups before you actually need to use them.

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Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	I forgot to make chicken salad and bring it for lunch today. (leftover grilled chicken breast makes for a tasty lunch if I would have remember it.) Darn. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I forgot to re-order my thyroid meds and, after remembering, forgot to go to the pharmacy to pick them up. Back out I go! The body doesn't last too long without thyroid juice.
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Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Nothing. Which may be the most stupid thing ever. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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07-20-2009, 09:42 AM	#7
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	On Saturday I did three loads of laundry. One whites, one colored towels, one blacks. This morning I put on one of the black shirts I had "washed". When I stepped into the elevator, I got a whiff of a funky spell. That isn't too unusual, many times sweaty or over perfumed people who ride that car and leave behind an olfactory "gift". But when I got into my car, I still smelled it. As I was driving to work, I realized what was going on. I "washed" the black load without any soap! It was too late to turn around, so I'm just gonna stink for the whole day. And then this evening, I get to blow another $2.50 re-washing all those garments. __________________
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07-20-2009, 10:26 AM	#8
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	It wasn't today, but I remember it all too clearly: Stupidly, I drank Kava the night before I flew out of a remote Fijian Island. It was an 18 seat plane without a loo. Ordinarily the plane stops at another island before the mainland. Fearing the worst, I awaited the landing announcement with great...ummm, make that ernest...anticipation. A friendly voice announced that there were no passengers to be picked up on that other island, so it didn’t land. How…efficient. And remotely distant from…civilisation. Ten thousand feet up. Nice coral. Enjoy the view. A family of Americans was sitting on the back bench seat. I moved them. Quickly. They wanted to argue, but the wife thought better of it. Smart woman. Smarter Captain, as he re-balanced the plane when 5 people suddenly relocated for no apparent reason. Hitchhiker’s Guide had advised me to travel with a towel. That, the anti-mikasas from several seats, a bottle of Duty-Free Givenchy Gentleman, and my diving-buddy’s Japanese folding fan saved me. It didn’t save my towel. I miss it, as it was my favourite…emblazoned with “Life’s A Beach”. Ain’t that the truth… __________________ Last edited by LashStoat : 07-20-2009 at 10:40 AM.
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07-29-2009, 09:04 AM	#9
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	This morning I got up at 6 so I could walk my two dogs and get to my client's house at 7:30 to start 10 days of 7 am walks. When I got there, he was in his kitchen. His vacation starts tomorrow. D'oh.
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07-29-2009, 10:46 AM	#10
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	It's always good to verify backups before you actually need to use them. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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