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cirquelover · 07-04-2007, 08:39 AM

My moronic neighbor was trying to sneak his illegal fireworks! He stood on his porch and angled them so they wouldn't fly as high and he wouldn't get caught. The moron actually ended up shooting them through his own tree, sparks were raining down everywhere! He actually thought it was a riot. I'm sure his great grandfather whom they live with did not! I think the poor tree took some serious blows.

I can hardly wait for tonights fiascos. I have my hose ready but I'm not looking forward to it!

Capt Jack · 07-04-2007, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by blueerica

Well, the new one was "Mars" and I had to switch the channels or I was never going to finish through my next case study. I was just looking for background TV, I swear.

Why did they have to be all fascinating, and stuff?

I know the feeling. they started in on Jupiter about the time I was starting to crash...or trying to at least. I managed to shut the tv off between episodes since I knew I'd just get caught up in the next one...

and the next...

I just love that stuff. thanks for the tip

Morrigoon · 07-04-2007, 10:03 AM

I'm bored and I'm lonely... what's going on today? Anyone wanna go see Ratatouille?

Morrigoon · 07-04-2007, 11:11 AM

Hahah... Al Gore's druggie kid was arrested right near here! LOL

cirquelover · 07-04-2007, 11:18 AM

If I was a whole lot closer I would love to spend the day with you! I hope you find something fun or interesting to do!

It sucks having our guys in Vegas over the 4th!! At least we're not sitting in the record heat for Vegas. Gary said it's supposed to be 116+, it may be a record breaker!

ozron · 07-04-2007, 11:41 AM

I'm doing laundry. No, really.

Cleaning house a little before heading down to the waterfront. I'll hang around a little, maybe take in some of the blues festival and stick around for fireworks over the river.

wendybeth · 07-04-2007, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Hahah... Al Gore's druggie kid was arrested right near here! LOL

Now, now- he was driving a Prius, thus remaining carbon-neutral after smoking all that pot.

Can you believe a Prius is capable of those speeds?

Morrigoon · 07-04-2007, 12:53 PM

Ah that's it... it's a vast left-wing conspiracy to encourage the use of hybrid vehicles by proving that irresponsible teens can still reach the dangerous speeds they so crave!

LOL

Strangler Lewis · 07-04-2007, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Ah that's it... it's a vast left-wing conspiracy to encourage the use of hybrid vehicles by proving that irresponsible teens can still reach the dangerous speeds they so crave!

Maybe I was the responsible exception, but I never drove at dangerous speeds as a teen.

Sober or drunk.

RStar · 07-04-2007, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

Maybe I was the responsible exception, but I never drove at dangerous speeds as a teen.

Sober or drunk.

So you drove at safe speeds while driving dangerously drunk. What a responsible young teen you were!

07-04-2007, 08:39 AM	#10831
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	My moronic neighbor was trying to sneak his illegal fireworks! He stood on his porch and angled them so they wouldn't fly as high and he wouldn't get caught. The moron actually ended up shooting them through his own tree, sparks were raining down everywhere! He actually thought it was a riot. I'm sure his great grandfather whom they live with did not! I think the poor tree took some serious blows. I can hardly wait for tonights fiascos. I have my hose ready but I'm not looking forward to it!
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07-04-2007, 10:03 AM	#10833
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	I'm bored and I'm lonely... what's going on today? Anyone wanna go see Ratatouille? __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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07-04-2007, 11:11 AM	#10834
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Hahah... Al Gore's druggie kid was arrested right near here! LOL __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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07-04-2007, 11:18 AM	#10835
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	If I was a whole lot closer I would love to spend the day with you! I hope you find something fun or interesting to do! It sucks having our guys in Vegas over the 4th!! At least we're not sitting in the record heat for Vegas. Gary said it's supposed to be 116+, it may be a record breaker!
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07-04-2007, 11:41 AM	#10836
ozron The once and former... Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 421	I'm doing laundry. No, really. Cleaning house a little before heading down to the waterfront. I'll hang around a little, maybe take in some of the blues festival and stick around for fireworks over the river. __________________ http://www.portlandspirit.com/deadhusband.php
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07-04-2007, 12:53 PM	#10838
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Ah that's it... it's a vast left-wing conspiracy to encourage the use of hybrid vehicles by proving that irresponsible teens can still reach the dangerous speeds they so crave! LOL __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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