Dear: - Page 11

Capt Jack · 07-10-2006, 03:17 PM

technically, isnt middle aged the mid point between birth and death?

katiesue · 07-10-2006, 03:26 PM

Dear Traci-

I am almost (three months shy) middle aged and I'm with you. Oh well. I would hate to be 19 again.

Singed,
The almost elderly and infirmed

Gemini Cricket · 07-10-2006, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

technically, isnt middle aged the mid point between birth and death?

Yes. So, you really won't know when your middle aged years were until you are on your death bed.

Capt Jack · 07-10-2006, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Yes. So, you really won't know when your middle aged years were until you are on your death bed.

my point exactly

Matterhorn Fan · 07-10-2006, 05:06 PM

Dear Peggy,

Would you please start giving people your new phone number? I've been getting calls for you for three years now and it's starting to get old.

Signed,
New Owner of Your Discarded Phone Number

BarTopDancer · 07-10-2006, 06:05 PM

Dear paper - please write yourself
Dear LoT - I survived my first day of work and I think I'll go back tomorrow.

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-10-2006, 07:25 PM

Dear LoT:

I miss you. I'm having withdrawals already. I just finished reading only 3 threads of the 20 I'd like to read and post on, and now realize my break is over.

Sadly,
CP

Stan4dSteph · 07-10-2006, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Dear Fire Department, Alarm Company, and Security:

I appreciate your readiness to save our warehouse from burning to the ground, but certainly there must be an easy way to call off the emergency response mechanism when one simply burns some toast.

Embarrassed Employee who should have made some coffee first

To all employees:

Due to an incident today, we must institute a no-toaster policy. In addition, you may not have toaster ovens, hot-plates, propane torches, or flame-throwers.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
Management

Matterhorn Fan · 07-10-2006, 07:48 PM

P.S. With the hotplates, so go the coffeemakers. You're on your own.

Sincerely,
Management

Not Afraid · 07-10-2006, 07:49 PM

P.P.S. MBC and SCAEgles will be promptly dismissed.

07-10-2006, 03:17 PM	#101
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	technically, isnt middle aged the mid point between birth and death? __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
	Submit to Quotes

07-10-2006, 03:26 PM	#102
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	Dear Traci- I am almost (three months shy) middle aged and I'm with you. Oh well. I would hate to be 19 again. Singed, The almost elderly and infirmed __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
	Submit to Quotes

07-10-2006, 05:06 PM	#105
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Dear Peggy, Would you please start giving people your new phone number? I've been getting calls for you for three years now and it's starting to get old. Signed, New Owner of Your Discarded Phone Number
	Submit to Quotes

07-10-2006, 06:05 PM	#106
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear paper - please write yourself Dear LoT - I survived my first day of work and I think I'll go back tomorrow. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
	Submit to Quotes

07-10-2006, 07:25 PM	#107
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Dear LoT: I miss you. I'm having withdrawals already. I just finished reading only 3 threads of the 20 I'd like to read and post on, and now realize my break is over. Sadly, CP __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
	Submit to Quotes

07-10-2006, 07:48 PM	#109
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	P.S. With the hotplates, so go the coffeemakers. You're on your own. Sincerely, Management
	Submit to Quotes

07-10-2006, 07:49 PM	#110
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	P.P.S. MBC and SCAEgles will be promptly dismissed.
	Submit to Quotes