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JWBear · 05-29-2008, 12:29 PM

"Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match!"

innerSpaceman · 05-29-2008, 12:33 PM

Ugh, my sister and I are in a bit of a fight over a matchmaking attempt by her.

She tried to fix me up with some guy who is 19-years younger than me. I told her that guys that much younger than me are automatically disqualified, and that, ahem, guys exactly 19 years younger than me raise so many red flags I don't even want to hear about them.

But he has an AP and goes to cemetery screenings, and he's gay --- so we must be a match. Over my disqualifier, she then shows this guy my picture and says I will call him. I got pissed at her, and she got return pissed at me.

So - - - potential matchmakers for Zlick ... mid-30's to late 40's ONLY.

Thank you for your consideration.

Morrigoon · 05-29-2008, 12:35 PM

Not even one date? For a little twink nookie?

JWBear · 05-29-2008, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Ugh, my sister and I are in a bit of a fight over a matchmaking attempt by her.

She tried to fix me up with some guy who is 19-years younger than me. I told her that guys that much younger than me are automatically disqualified, and that, ahem, guys exactly 19 years younger than me raise so many red flags I don't even want to hear about them.

But he has an AP and goes to cemetery screenings, and he's gay --- so we must be a match. Over my disqualifier, she then shows this guy my picture and says I will call him. I got pissed at her, and she got return pissed at me.

So - - - potential matchmakers for Zlick ... mid-30's to late 40's ONLY.

Thank you for your consideration.

But... Is he cute?

ETA: I agree with Goonie.

innerSpaceman · 05-29-2008, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Not even one date? For a little twink nookie?

(cough)zapppop-bad-taste-in-the...er...mouth(cough).

NO!

and he's totally cute, and I don't care!

JWBear · 05-29-2008, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

(cough)zapppop-bad-taste-in-the...er...mouth(cough).

NO!

and he's totally cute, and I don't care!

You're passing up a chance to sample some young, cute manflesh when it's offered on a silver platter?!

I hate you.

innerSpaceman · 05-29-2008, 12:50 PM

It's not offered on a silver platter. Reportedly this guy thinks I'm cute ... but I could cherry pick plenty of photographs that would fool people into thinking so.

It doesn't matter. I want a relationship, not just hot sex (though the relationship must enable plenty of hot sex). If I were to meet someone and spark a mutual thing, only to then find out they were 19 years younger ... that would be one thing. But I will not purposefully date someone whom I know in advance is precisely zapppop's age difference from me.

JWBear · 05-29-2008, 01:01 PM

Oh well... Then pass him on to GC or Cherny. A hot man is a terrible thing to waste!

Chernabog · 05-29-2008, 01:11 PM

Ummm!! Hello!!! *raises his hand* can I see a picture of this guy please, Mr. Spaceman? My age range is roughly 25-38 (for dating, that is). I agree with JWBear and second the motion. All in favor, say aye!

Gemini Cricket · 05-29-2008, 01:21 PM

I'd like to see a picture as well.

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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	"Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make me a match, Find me a find, catch me a catch Matchmaker, Matchmaker Look through your book, And make me a perfect match!" __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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05-29-2008, 12:33 PM	#102
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Ugh, my sister and I are in a bit of a fight over a matchmaking attempt by her. She tried to fix me up with some guy who is 19-years younger than me. I told her that guys that much younger than me are automatically disqualified, and that, ahem, guys exactly 19 years younger than me raise so many red flags I don't even want to hear about them. But he has an AP and goes to cemetery screenings, and he's gay --- so we must be a match. Over my disqualifier, she then shows this guy my picture and says I will call him. I got pissed at her, and she got return pissed at me. So - - - potential matchmakers for Zlick ... mid-30's to late 40's ONLY. Thank you for your consideration.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Not even one date? For a little twink nookie? __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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05-29-2008, 12:50 PM	#107
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	It's not offered on a silver platter. Reportedly this guy thinks I'm cute ... but I could cherry pick plenty of photographs that would fool people into thinking so. It doesn't matter. I want a relationship, not just hot sex (though the relationship must enable plenty of hot sex). If I were to meet someone and spark a mutual thing, only to then find out they were 19 years younger ... that would be one thing. But I will not purposefully date someone whom I know in advance is precisely zapppop's age difference from me.
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05-29-2008, 01:01 PM	#108
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Oh well... Then pass him on to GC or Cherny. A hot man is a terrible thing to waste! __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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05-29-2008, 01:11 PM	#109
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	Ummm!! Hello!!! raises his hand can I see a picture of this guy please, Mr. Spaceman? My age range is roughly 25-38 (for dating, that is). I agree with JWBear and second the motion. All in favor, say aye! __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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05-29-2008, 01:21 PM	#110
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I'd like to see a picture as well.
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