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Baileykat · 05-06-2005, 09:03 PM

Sooo...I'm cleaning up cat puke! Why does my cat not chew his food? Blech!
And WHY..does he always eat like there's no tomorrow, then walk to the middle of the living room and puke?

And how many times will it take before he realizes that the carpet is not dirt and no amount of scratching at it will cover up the puke...

And why am I the only one who will clean it up?

Kevy Baby · 05-06-2005, 11:46 PM

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"Bailey..did you take a shower?" "Yes..and I used soap..even on my body!"

Laughing heartily at this. And then realizing I am probably laughing at myself for I feel quite confident that I uttered such reasonable logic in my younger days (like my 30's).

Kevy Baby · 05-06-2005, 11:49 PM

GusGus: "What would you like for dinner?"

Rent-A-Child: "Either a bean and cheese burrito or Mexican food."

GG: "What's the difference?"

The RAC: "I like Dirty Dancing!"

Ah the logic of a brain-damaged teenager.

Prudence · 05-07-2005, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Baileykat

Why does my cat not chew his food? Blech!

My vet said they don't really chew, they mash the food against the roof of their mouth and swallow and it just digests in their stomach. Except for the parts they throw up on the one piece of laundry I left on the floor.

Tref · 05-07-2005, 01:00 AM

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Except for the parts they throw up on the one piece of laundry I left on the floor.

Then why do you persist on leaving that one piece of laundry on the floor? Face it, you're giving the cat mixed signals. Woe for the cat! When you see a piece of laundry on my floor, you damn well know for sure why it is there.

Gn2Dlnd · 05-07-2005, 01:58 AM

Following Tref around on the board.

€uroMeinke · 05-07-2005, 01:20 PM

So, today I slept in for the first time in a long time - it's like after 1:00 PM and I'm still on my first cup of coffee. First Coachella, then Disney - mix in a few work days in there and sheesh was I exhausted. I'm looking forward to a day of no commitments to anything. Tomorrow though, it's back to the park!

surfinmuse · 05-07-2005, 03:23 PM

So, I was just musing today on how time flies, clichéd I konw, but true nonetheless. Seems like it was only a scant month ago when we went to check out the CA Tower of Terror for the first time last year, Mother's Day weekend 2004. Where did the year go? (yet another cliché, sorry, albeit a rhetorical one).

Cadaverous Pallor · 05-07-2005, 03:53 PM

I'm sitting here wanting to waste my time....I have ten minutes until I'm needed up front again....can't do anything in 10 min.....

I'm wishing I were at home so I could make a new avatar and sig line....but I know that when I get home I'm going to take a nap and do a bunch of other stuff and I won't get around to it....it's kind of a bummer.

I'm also wishing we could have worn the birthday stickers for a whole Sunday at the park. Oh well, our first birthday stickers ever, so it was cool nonetheless.

Prudence · 05-07-2005, 08:45 PM

So I'm supposed to be working on my property outline but I'm really watching HP and the Chamber of Secrets. It's the duel sceen. I should be contemplating constructive eviction, but I'm really contemplating whether I'd rather be stranded on a deserted island with Branagh or Rickman. Actually, given my present train of thought this belongs in the confession thread.

05-06-2005, 09:03 PM	#1141
Baileykat Hotel Expert! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: follow the yellow brick road and take a left Posts: 396	Sooo...I'm cleaning up cat puke! Why does my cat not chew his food? Blech! And WHY..does he always eat like there's no tomorrow, then walk to the middle of the living room and puke? And how many times will it take before he realizes that the carpet is not dirt and no amount of scratching at it will cover up the puke... And why am I the only one who will clean it up? __________________ Me:"Bailey you need to eat some fruit! Fruit never killed anyone!" Bailey" "Yes it did..Snow White!"
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	GusGus: "What would you like for dinner?" Rent-A-Child: "Either a bean and cheese burrito or Mexican food." GG: "What's the difference?" The RAC: "I like Dirty Dancing!" Ah the logic of a brain-damaged teenager. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	So, today I slept in for the first time in a long time - it's like after 1:00 PM and I'm still on my first cup of coffee. First Coachella, then Disney - mix in a few work days in there and sheesh was I exhausted. I'm looking forward to a day of no commitments to anything. Tomorrow though, it's back to the park! __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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surfinmuse Mind the Gap Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 123	So, I was just musing today on how time flies, clichéd I konw, but true nonetheless. Seems like it was only a scant month ago when we went to check out the CA Tower of Terror for the first time last year, Mother's Day weekend 2004. Where did the year go? (yet another cliché, sorry, albeit a rhetorical one).
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05-07-2005, 03:53 PM	#1149
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I'm sitting here wanting to waste my time....I have ten minutes until I'm needed up front again....can't do anything in 10 min..... I'm wishing I were at home so I could make a new avatar and sig line....but I know that when I get home I'm going to take a nap and do a bunch of other stuff and I won't get around to it....it's kind of a bummer. I'm also wishing we could have worn the birthday stickers for a whole Sunday at the park. Oh well, our first birthday stickers ever, so it was cool nonetheless. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	So I'm supposed to be working on my property outline but I'm really watching HP and the Chamber of Secrets. It's the duel sceen. I should be contemplating constructive eviction, but I'm really contemplating whether I'd rather be stranded on a deserted island with Branagh or Rickman. Actually, given my present train of thought this belongs in the confession thread. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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