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I'll never understand why Keanu and Cameron Diaz are in sooo many movies...
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Shagilicious Disneyland!!
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I'll never understand why I'm so dis-organized that I can't even find my freaking school directory so that I can call the family who has Cassidy for the afternoon.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me. |
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I Floop the Pig
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I'll never understand how I can lock my keys in my car when I've done it a million times before!
On my way out the door this afternoon to get the kids, I can't locate my keys. Hmmm..where can they be? Thinking I left them in the car last night, I run out to the car...Of course, there they are, hanging in the ignition, and of course, THE DOORS ARE LOCKED! Crap crap crap! Kids are at school, school is out, husband is in Phoenix with extra set, call one of Kat's friends mom who I know could have picked them up...Her daughter has been out of school for several days with HEAD LICE! Ick! Ok...no I really don't want you to get my kids! Thanks anyway! Call my best friend who lives 5 miles away and call school to beg grouchy secretary to let my kids hang out in office til she gets there....AAA comes, unlocks door, kids get home, all is good! Make mental note to get extra extra set of keys made! ![]()
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Allybell HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'll never understand quantum physics
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I'll never understand why I have more hot water at night then in the morning. I have my own water heater so it's not due to my neighbors...
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