Attack of the haikus! - Page 12

AllyOops! · 04-11-2005, 02:07 AM

Fall prey to your stare
Undressing me with your eyes
Hunting me, again

Sliding me down low
Is this how you would want me?
blood rush in my veins

Tiny beads of sweat
Glisten as my flesh cries out
Breathless, I want you

Say it with your lips
As I answer with my hips
You are my weakness

Monorail Man · 04-11-2005, 03:30 AM

Sleep has come to me
Yet I still read all night long
Damn Literature

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-11-2005, 11:14 AM

I count beats for laughs
Boards took the poetry out
Haiku is ruined.

Ally, however
writes beautifully meaningful
stuff that I envy.

Even now I can't.
Silly things jump to mind, like
lunch plans and porno.

Tetherball, handball
Never gets old seeing kids
Play and run at lunch.

There! That wasn't bad.
But only because that's what
I'll see at lunch time.

scaeagles · 04-11-2005, 02:07 PM

serious haiku?
my goodness, whatever for?
I'll take balls and shafts.

wendybeth · 04-11-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

serious haiku?
my goodness, whatever for?
I'll take balls and shafts.

Scaeagles seems to be
requesting some shafts and balls
but exactly whose?

I predict a line
shall form at Scaeagles front door-
what will the wife think?

Will it be Mickey
that Scaegles decides upon?
Poor Sactown Chronic!

scaeagles · 04-11-2005, 02:25 PM

I only have eyes
for whomever brings the best
small appliances

Like a new blender
I've been needing one a while
Damn cheap MBC!

UvaGirl · 04-11-2005, 02:32 PM

Toaster or blender?
Maybe a milkshake maker?
Waffle iron perhaps?

wendybeth · 04-11-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scaeagles

I only have eyes
for whomever brings the best
small appliances

Like a new blender
I've been needing one a while
Damn cheap MBC!

Heh heh...I forgot
about damn cheap MBC
will he forgive me?

I would gladly give
you mojo for your great post
but I cannot yet....

Claire · 04-11-2005, 04:00 PM

Softball oh softball
Lots of laundry, many games
Seven days a week

The taxman cometh
Denial my futile game
April 15 sucks

Substitute teacher
Hated by middle schoolers
But it pays the bills

Morrigoon · 04-11-2005, 04:12 PM

Poetry of golf
Pages and pages, in fact
Men of single mind

Or was it really
Something dirtier? It lacked
An explanation

Here with itchy ear
I sit, though no longer pained
Not back in office

Now is the winter
Of my discontent, Will says
Here, here! I exclaim

"Do or do not. There
Is no try." -Master Yoda
I did not. New job?

Wait with bated breath
For cell phone to play Mozart
Will Wells Fargo call?

Qualifications
I have many, but wonder
If they're the right ones

My eggs are in one
Okay two, but same bunny
Thirty five grand nice

04-11-2005, 02:07 AM	#1
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Fall prey to your stare Undressing me with your eyes Hunting me, again Sliding me down low Is this how you would want me? blood rush in my veins Tiny beads of sweat Glisten as my flesh cries out Breathless, I want you Say it with your lips As I answer with my hips You are my weakness
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04-11-2005, 03:30 AM	#2
Monorail Man Yummy? Yummy? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At one of many parties! Posts: 150	Sleep has come to me Yet I still read all night long Damn Literature __________________ -Hastin Zylstra
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04-11-2005, 11:14 AM	#3
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I count beats for laughs Boards took the poetry out Haiku is ruined. Ally, however writes beautifully meaningful stuff that I envy. Even now I can't. Silly things jump to mind, like lunch plans and porno. Tetherball, handball Never gets old seeing kids Play and run at lunch. There! That wasn't bad. But only because that's what I'll see at lunch time. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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04-11-2005, 02:07 PM	#4
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	serious haiku? my goodness, whatever for? I'll take balls and shafts.
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04-11-2005, 02:25 PM	#6
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	I only have eyes for whomever brings the best small appliances Like a new blender I've been needing one a while Damn cheap MBC!
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04-11-2005, 02:32 PM	#7
UvaGirl Somewhere beyond the sea Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 396	Toaster or blender? Maybe a milkshake maker? Waffle iron perhaps? __________________ Cause I'm a train wreck Waiting to happen Waiting for someone to come pick me up off the tracks
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04-11-2005, 04:00 PM	#9
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	My life in nine lines..... Softball oh softball Lots of laundry, many games Seven days a week The taxman cometh Denial my futile game April 15 sucks Substitute teacher Hated by middle schoolers But it pays the bills __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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04-11-2005, 04:12 PM	#10
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Poetry of golf Pages and pages, in fact Men of single mind Or was it really Something dirtier? It lacked An explanation Here with itchy ear I sit, though no longer pained Not back in office Now is the winter Of my discontent, Will says Here, here! I exclaim "Do or do not. There Is no try." -Master Yoda I did not. New job? Wait with bated breath For cell phone to play Mozart Will Wells Fargo call? Qualifications I have many, but wonder If they're the right ones My eggs are in one Okay two, but same bunny Thirty five grand nice __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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