Lyrical LoT - Page 13

Prudence · 06-27-2006, 07:37 AM

I'm in an odd mood today.

***********

Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun

They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough

These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

Not Afraid · 06-27-2006, 10:07 AM

I was a teenage werewolf
Braces on my fangs
I was a teenage werewolf
And no one even said thanks
And no one made me stop

I ran a two-minute mile
I had to blow my top
In the teen full moon
No one could make me stop
No one could make me stop

A teenage werewolf
A pair of little boys
A teenage girlfriend
Got her lot of scars
Somebody please make me stop
Ohhh please…

You know, I have puberty rights
And I have puberty wrongs
No one understood me
All my teeth were so long
And no one made me stop

A Midwest monster
Of the highest grade
All my teachers thought
It was growing pains, oh no no
Somebody stop this pain, ohhh…

Snowflake · 06-27-2006, 01:31 PM

I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just singin',
Singin' in the rain

Prudence · 06-27-2006, 04:28 PM

Still in an odd mood.

*********

Meet James Ensor
Belgium's famous painter
Dig him up and shake his hand
Appreciate the man
Before there were junk stores
Before there was junk
He lived with his mother and the torments of Christ
The world was transformed
A crowd gathered round
Pressed against his window so they could be the first
To meet James Ensor
Belgium's famous painter
Raise a glass and sit and stare
Understand the man
He lost all his friends
He didn't need his friends
He lived with his mother and repeated himself
The world has forgotten
The world moved along
The crowd at his window went back to their homes
Meet James Ensor
Meet James Ensor
Belgium's famous painter
Dig him up and shake his hand
Appreciate the man

SzczerbiakManiac · 06-27-2006, 04:34 PM

When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there

You can let it rain
In the breakdown lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on
Don't whiz on the electric fence.

blueerica · 06-27-2006, 10:39 PM

It's so stupid
[ok before I start anything I have to say
I have to say that I am undercover
and I am not to appear anywhere ok
It's between you and me]

I have to smile
I have to show
I have to be nice all the time
I have to say hello baby
I have to wake up everyday

I have to write
I have to shout
I have to play records all night
I am in a loop
I am the loop
I have to make up dress up show up

I have to smile
I have to show
I have be nice all the time
I have to say hello baby
I have to wake up everyday

[yo]

I have to write
I have to shout
I have to play records all night
I am in a loop
I am the loop
I have to make up dress up show up

professional professional professional distortion
professional professional professional distortion
professional professional professional distortion
professional professional professional distortion

I have to sing
I have to tease
I have to kiss so many cheeks
I got the flav
I got the tricks
I have to put guest on the list
I have no right to complain
I have to pretend to pretend
I have to shine
I have to sign
I have to never trust you blind

smile show write shout sing tease shine sign

professional professional professional distortion
professional professional professional distortion
professional professional professional distortion
professional professional professional distortion

Andrew · 06-27-2006, 11:21 PM

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind.

(I did this at Karaoke on a cruise last month )

wendybeth · 06-27-2006, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind.

(I did this at Karaoke on a cruise last month )

Did you do the actual dance? I would pay to see that!

Andrew · 06-28-2006, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wendybeth

Did you do the actual dance? I would pay to see that!

As much as I could remember, yes.

(Source. Warning: better than crack.)

Gemini Cricket · 06-28-2006, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew

As much as I could remember, yes.

(Source. Warning: better than crack.)

I love that site. They have the video for 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' there. So great, so cheesy. It was one of my favorite videos as a kid. I wanted to be a school teacher so bad!

06-27-2006, 07:37 AM	#121
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	I'm in an odd mood today. *********** Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru Cows are one He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal Cow Tse Tongue He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd Cow doldrums He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high Bad cow pun But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate Cows are bummed He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi Cows with guns They came with a needle to stick in his thigh He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye Cow well hung Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor Run cows run! He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay We are free roving bovines, we run free today We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die Cows with guns They crashed the gate in a great stampede Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed Cows have fun Sixty police cars were piled in a heap Covered in cow pies, covered up deep Much cow dung Black smoke rising, darkening the day Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die Cows with guns The President said "enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough" Cow dung flung The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef Cows on buns The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay Cows out gunned The order was given to turn cows to whoppers Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die Cows with guns __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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06-27-2006, 10:07 AM	#122
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I was a teenage werewolf Braces on my fangs I was a teenage werewolf And no one even said thanks And no one made me stop I ran a two-minute mile I had to blow my top In the teen full moon No one could make me stop No one could make me stop A teenage werewolf A pair of little boys A teenage girlfriend Got her lot of scars Somebody please make me stop Ohhh please… You know, I have puberty rights And I have puberty wrongs No one understood me All my teeth were so long And no one made me stop A Midwest monster Of the highest grade All my teachers thought It was growing pains, oh no no Somebody stop this pain, ohhh…
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06-27-2006, 01:31 PM	#123
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	I'm singing in the rain Just singing in the rain What a glorious feelin' I'm happy again I'm laughing at clouds So dark up above The sun's in my heart And I'm ready for love Let the stormy clouds chase Everyone from the place Come on with the rain I've a smile on my face I walk down the lane With a happy refrain Just singin', Singin' in the rain __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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06-27-2006, 04:28 PM	#124
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Still in an odd mood. ********* Meet James Ensor Belgium's famous painter Dig him up and shake his hand Appreciate the man Before there were junk stores Before there was junk He lived with his mother and the torments of Christ The world was transformed A crowd gathered round Pressed against his window so they could be the first To meet James Ensor Belgium's famous painter Raise a glass and sit and stare Understand the man He lost all his friends He didn't need his friends He lived with his mother and repeated himself The world has forgotten The world moved along The crowd at his window went back to their homes Meet James Ensor Meet James Ensor Belgium's famous painter Dig him up and shake his hand Appreciate the man __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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06-27-2006, 04:34 PM	#125
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	When nature's callin' Don't be stallin' Use your common sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz on the electric fence If you're gonna explode You can use the commode Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents No need to explain when you gotta drain Just don't whiz on the electric fence You can swizzle on the sofa Piddle in the air Tinkle in the toilet That's why it is there You can let it rain In the breakdown lane While waving at ladies and gents Just don't whiz on... Don't whiz on Don't whiz on the electric fence. __________________
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06-27-2006, 10:39 PM	#126
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	It's so stupid [ok before I start anything I have to say I have to say that I am undercover and I am not to appear anywhere ok It's between you and me] I have to smile I have to show I have to be nice all the time I have to say hello baby I have to wake up everyday I have to write I have to shout I have to play records all night I am in a loop I am the loop I have to make up dress up show up I have to smile I have to show I have be nice all the time I have to say hello baby I have to wake up everyday [yo] I have to write I have to shout I have to play records all night I am in a loop I am the loop I have to make up dress up show up professional professional professional distortion professional professional professional distortion professional professional professional distortion professional professional professional distortion I have to sing I have to tease I have to kiss so many cheeks I got the flav I got the tricks I have to put guest on the list I have no right to complain I have to pretend to pretend I have to shine I have to sign I have to never trust you blind smile show write shout sing tease shine sign professional professional professional distortion professional professional professional distortion professional professional professional distortion professional professional professional distortion __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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06-27-2006, 11:21 PM	#127
Andrew Making Good Girls Go Bad Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Palo Alto, CA Posts: 734	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind. (I did this at Karaoke on a cruise last month ) __________________ -- Andrew Just Andrew. Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. (I am large, I contain multitudes.) -- Walt Whitman, "Song of Myself"
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