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Alex · 02-02-2009, 12:58 PM

And, as with so many things that are fun, really stupid.

JWBear · 02-02-2009, 01:14 PM

I jokingly told one of my employees that I was going to put a sign on my office door that read "Whatever the question is, the answer is NO!"

The she asked "Do I have to stay here all day?"

Oh, poop......

Andrew · 02-02-2009, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona

I must do that sometime in my life. If Winslow hadn't been the complete opposite direction we would have done it last month.

Capt Jack · 02-02-2009, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

Knockers are great.

not always

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MouseWife · 02-02-2009, 02:40 PM

That reminds me of the 'balls' hanging off of the back of a lot of trucks out there. So gross. I mean, do real men have to do this? Blech!

Capt Jack · 02-02-2009, 02:41 PM

that would be no. my truck is a gelding

(and yes, its ridiculous)

Strangler Lewis · 02-02-2009, 02:46 PM

This reminds me of a news item I was e-mailed the other day about a man who went swimming

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in the ocean. After he got out, he lay down

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to take a nap on a chaise lounge with wooden slats. As he lay down

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, his

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drooped through the slats. When he woke up

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a while later, his

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which had shrunk in the cold water, had warmed up and expanded to normal size. His

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were now stuck in the slats. A rescue team had to come free his

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from the slats with a

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.

Capt Jack · 02-02-2009, 02:53 PM

ok, that last one needed double spoilering

Im gonna go cry now

Moonliner · 02-02-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack

ok, that last one needed double spoilering

Im gonna go cry now

I'm going to assume the

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was for the slats and not the

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MouseWife · 02-02-2009, 03:04 PM

Oh....but the pain!! The pain!!! I wonder if that is what woke him up?

Capt Jack, glad to hear your truck doesn't have those.

02-02-2009, 12:58 PM	#1291
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	And, as with so many things that are fun, really stupid.
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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	I jokingly told one of my employees that I was going to put a sign on my office door that read "Whatever the question is, the answer is NO!" The she asked "Do I have to stay here all day?" Oh, poop...... __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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02-02-2009, 02:40 PM	#1295
MouseWife Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Da' Beach Posts: 2,957	That reminds me of the 'balls' hanging off of the back of a lot of trucks out there. So gross. I mean, do real men have to do this? Blech! __________________ Summa' time....when the livins' easy.........
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02-02-2009, 02:41 PM	#1296
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	that would be no. my truck is a gelding (and yes, its ridiculous) __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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02-02-2009, 02:46 PM	#1297
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	This reminds me of a news item I was e-mailed the other day about a man who went swimming Spoiler: naked in the ocean. After he got out, he lay down Spoiler: naked to take a nap on a chaise lounge with wooden slats. As he lay down Spoiler: naked , his Spoiler: balls drooped through the slats. When he woke up Spoiler: naked a while later, his Spoiler: naked Spoiler: balls which had shrunk in the cold water, had warmed up and expanded to normal size. His Spoiler: balls were now stuck in the slats. A rescue team had to come free his Spoiler: naked Spoiler: balls from the slats with a Spoiler: saw . __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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02-02-2009, 02:53 PM	#1298
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	ok, that last one needed double spoilering Im gonna go cry now __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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02-02-2009, 03:04 PM	#1300
MouseWife Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Da' Beach Posts: 2,957	Oh....but the pain!! The pain!!! I wonder if that is what woke him up? Capt Jack, glad to hear your truck doesn't have those. __________________ Summa' time....when the livins' easy.........
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