Camping Swanking - June 28 - July 3 - Page 138

Chernabog · 07-10-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack

blech!

LMAO sorry kids, I thought that was what this thread had finally devolved into.... Camping Thread in it's amoeba-like state.

blueerica · 07-10-2007, 03:33 PM

This is the new "Sooo..." thread.

I do have a gross toenail story that I know a few people have heard. It hearkens back to my earliest memories of inconsiderate people at Disneyland. I was a tiny little thing when I was 7, and at the park with my aunt and soon-to-be uncle. A guy that makes even the biggest of men I've met from LoT look wiry backed up and stepped on my big toe, splitting it in half vertically.

I let loose with a scream and after that, I couldn't say anything. Hurt. So. Bad. I just cried and blood was oozing everywhere. The guy didn't even turn around to see what had happened. As my now-uncle was foisting me over his shoulder to bring me to First Aid, I remember looking at my aunt who'd gotten the attention the guy that was in front of us. He just shrugged.

If I remember correctly, it was my first "What the hell...?" moment. Needless to say, the toenail was lost.

innerSpaceman · 07-10-2007, 03:50 PM

ok, raise your hand if you haven't lost a finger or toe nail?? Sheesh.

I'm just worried that it will take forever to grow back, and it's frelling summertime when I'm at my most barefoot.

Fine.

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-10-2007, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

ok, raise your hand if you haven't lost a finger or toe nail??

Me!!! Which is why these stories really make me squeamish. I need to stop reading this thread. EEeeeeeeEEE, that would fvcking HuuuUUUUrrrt.

katiesue · 07-10-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

ok, raise your hand if you haven't lost a finger or toe nail?? Sheesh.

I've never lost one either. I feel kind of left out now.

innerSpaceman · 07-10-2007, 03:57 PM

It's not the pain ... it's the grossness.

The nail already fell off my pinky toe ... and my foot looks like a freaky alien appendage. Without my big toenail, I'm going to have to go into hiding!

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 07-10-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

It's not the pain ... it's the grossness.

The nail already fell off my pinky toe ... and my foot looks like a freaky alien appendage. Without my big toenail, I'm going to have to go into hiding!

Why do you think I didn't want to go barefoot in the river?

Prudence · 07-10-2007, 04:14 PM

I've never lost a nail, but I did get an infection in my thumb once and if you pressed on the nail lots of puss would ooze out.

Chernabog · 07-10-2007, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Prudence

lots of puss

OMG dirty!

Prudence · 07-10-2007, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chernabog

OMG dirty!

I'm trying to give NA a run for her money in the suggestive typo department. Perhaps I should apply for pubic funding?

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07-10-2007, 03:33 PM	#2
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	This is the new "Sooo..." thread. I do have a gross toenail story that I know a few people have heard. It hearkens back to my earliest memories of inconsiderate people at Disneyland. I was a tiny little thing when I was 7, and at the park with my aunt and soon-to-be uncle. A guy that makes even the biggest of men I've met from LoT look wiry backed up and stepped on my big toe, splitting it in half vertically. I let loose with a scream and after that, I couldn't say anything. Hurt. So. Bad. I just cried and blood was oozing everywhere. The guy didn't even turn around to see what had happened. As my now-uncle was foisting me over his shoulder to bring me to First Aid, I remember looking at my aunt who'd gotten the attention the guy that was in front of us. He just shrugged. If I remember correctly, it was my first "What the hell...?" moment. Needless to say, the toenail was lost. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	ok, raise your hand if you haven't lost a finger or toe nail?? Sheesh. I'm just worried that it will take forever to grow back, and it's frelling summertime when I'm at my most barefoot. Fine.
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07-10-2007, 03:57 PM	#6
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	It's not the pain ... it's the grossness. The nail already fell off my pinky toe ... and my foot looks like a freaky alien appendage. Without my big toenail, I'm going to have to go into hiding!
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07-10-2007, 04:14 PM	#8
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	I've never lost a nail, but I did get an infection in my thumb once and if you pressed on the nail lots of puss would ooze out. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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