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JWBear · 07-11-2006, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katiesue

Dear JW Bear,

Michael Fassbender, plays Azazeal in the BBC America show Hex.

More here

He's dreamy, especially for a fallen angel . Andrew got it right!

Sincerely,
KatieSue

Dear KatieSue,

Thanks!

Brigitte · 07-11-2006, 06:33 PM

Dear consistently late parents,

Once in a while I would like to not work until 7pm. I realize I do work at home and have my kids here with me, but there are times when I would love to get off earlier and get to go do something with them before 8pm. I realize I could change the hours that I am open, but that shouldn't be the issue when you get off at 3pm.

Sincerely,
Your faithful daycare provider

wendybeth · 07-11-2006, 06:45 PM

(Charge them $1 a minute overtime, B).

And from one appreciative parent who was NEVER late:

Not Afraid · 07-11-2006, 09:31 AM

Dear Catastrophe Waitress
Dear Catastrophe Waitress
I'm sorry that you seem to have the weight of the world
over you
I cherish your smile
There's a word of
peace on your lips
Say it, and with tenderness I'll
cherish you

Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend
Dear
Catastrophe Girlfriend
I'm sorry if he hit you with a
full can of Coke
It's no joke
Your face is
bleeding
You'll soon be leaving this town to the
clowns who worship
No one but themselves
No one but
themselves

Dear Catastrophe Waitress
Dear
Catastrophe Waitress
I'm sorry if the kids hold you in
cool disregard
I know it's hard
Stick to what you
know
You'll blow them all to the wall
When they
realise what you've been working for
You've been
working for
You've been working for

Gemini Cricket · 07-11-2006, 09:38 AM

Dear Bicyclists,
Can you just decide if you're a pedestrian or a vehicle? Make up your mind and get off the sidewalk while I'm walking. And you don't give me enough room to get around you on the road while I'm driving. Use the bike lane, dorkus. And wear a helmet, butt cake.
Signed,
GC

Not Afraid · 07-11-2006, 09:40 AM

Dear Mr. Sun,

Please go away.

Sincerely,

Way too hot in all of the wrong ways.

SzczerbiakManiac · 07-11-2006, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Dear Mr. Sun,

Please go away.

Sincerely,

Way too hot in all of the wrong ways.

I thought you could just make a call...?

Not Afraid · 07-11-2006, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

I thought you could just make a call...?

THE DAMN LINE IS BUSY!

Moonliner · 07-11-2006, 10:54 AM

Dear me...

Where does the time go?

LSPoorEeyorick · 07-11-2006, 09:44 AM

Dear people on the board I moderate:

You are not twelve years old. You know how to argue without calling someone a "puke" or a "f u c k i n g

" and I have seen you do it. And if you DO call someone a "puke" or a "f u c k i n g

" then don't piss and moan to me when somebody else calls you something equally distasteful.

Respectfully,
Annoyed Moderator

Dear high school,

I though I left you behind at the insurance company. Must you follow me everywhere I go?

Seriously, STOP FOLLOWING ME.
LSPE

07-11-2006, 06:33 PM	#2
Brigitte Whatcha doin'? Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Loungin' with the kids Posts: 418	Dear consistently late parents, Once in a while I would like to not work until 7pm. I realize I do work at home and have my kids here with me, but there are times when I would love to get off earlier and get to go do something with them before 8pm. I realize I could change the hours that I am open, but that shouldn't be the issue when you get off at 3pm. Sincerely, Your faithful daycare provider
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07-11-2006, 06:45 PM	#3
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	(Charge them $1 a minute overtime, B). And from one appreciative parent who was NEVER late: __________________
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07-11-2006, 09:31 AM	#4
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Dear Catastrophe Waitress Dear Catastrophe Waitress I'm sorry that you seem to have the weight of the world over you I cherish your smile There's a word of peace on your lips Say it, and with tenderness I'll cherish you Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend I'm sorry if he hit you with a full can of Coke It's no joke Your face is bleeding You'll soon be leaving this town to the clowns who worship No one but themselves No one but themselves Dear Catastrophe Waitress Dear Catastrophe Waitress I'm sorry if the kids hold you in cool disregard I know it's hard Stick to what you know You'll blow them all to the wall When they realise what you've been working for You've been working for You've been working for
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07-11-2006, 09:38 AM	#5
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Dear Bicyclists, Can you just decide if you're a pedestrian or a vehicle? Make up your mind and get off the sidewalk while I'm walking. And you don't give me enough room to get around you on the road while I'm driving. Use the bike lane, dorkus. And wear a helmet, butt cake. Signed, GC
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07-11-2006, 09:40 AM	#6
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Dear Mr. Sun, Please go away. Sincerely, Way too hot in all of the wrong ways.
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07-11-2006, 10:54 AM	#9
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Dear me... Where does the time go? __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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07-11-2006, 09:44 AM	#10
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	Dear people on the board I moderate: You are not twelve years old. You know how to argue without calling someone a "puke" or a "f u c k i n g " and I have seen you do it. And if you DO call someone a "puke" or a "f u c k i n g " then don't piss and moan to me when somebody else calls you something equally distasteful. Respectfully, Annoyed Moderator Dear high school, I though I left you behind at the insurance company. Must you follow me everywhere I go? Seriously, STOP FOLLOWING ME. LSPE
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