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Kicking up my heels!
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I had a phone stalker once on my work cell phone. A lady texted me to stop effing her husband and it escalated to harassing voice mails. No amount of me telling her I was happily married and had no idea who or what she was talking about made a difference. Finally had to change phone numbers.
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I think my stalker got some girl who he was pestering, and she gave him a fake number to make him go away. Except it wasn't a fake number- it was mine. He was convinced he'd met me in a bar in Santa Barbara. Um, no.
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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Now i feel sad. I've never had a stalker. Unless you count Kevy of course.
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Kicking up my heels!
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I can stalk you for a bit, if you want. I've got some time available today. What's your number?
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I'm more of a stocker
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You can block your ID at any time by punching in a code before you dial.
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Coffee stirrers make terrible chopsticks. Especially when the object being chopstuck is a wet bit of sugar packet floating/sinking in a cup of coffee.
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If that is the meaning he meant, it was true in 1900 sine the British empire was near it's peak so isn't much of a prediction.
Buy if you want I'll give him half a point in an otherwise ridiculously wrong prediction on what would happen to the language in a hundred years. |
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English is a stupid language. Too many exceptions to the rules. I think we should all speak Serbian instead. It's based on phonomic principals, and is so simple to spell that spelling isn't even taught in school!
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