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Join Date: Jan 2005
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What are you saying GD? My penis has ears, I just assumed all peni do...
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ohhhh baby
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In my household,besides being ridiculously cute 24/7, my kid purposefully tries to distract me with cute behavior so I won't get around to doing anything other than play with him.
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I throw stones at houses
Join Date: Jan 2005
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My cute dogs try to distract me from my cute child. No wonder I never get anything done anymore!
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Next Stop: Funkytown!
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What do you get when you cross a basset with a beagle?
A: A bagel.
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Chowder Head
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For some cute overload, set your TiVos for Too Cute! On Animal Planet
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What's unexpected is that the photo is cropped to hide the fact that those are just tiger cub skins stacked in a vendors stall somewhere in central Asia.
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BRAAAAAAAINS!
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Pluto's not a very good dog. He's smelling the wrong end.
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Cruising around in my automobile...
Join Date: Jan 2005
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I am actually laughing out loud at that Alex but it feels like I should scold you.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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..As if there's not already enough VAM in the world.....
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