And now, not so deep thoughts - Page 15

Cadaverous Pallor · 03-03-2006, 11:03 AM

I doubly caused it to rain because I didn't bring a jacket. My hat and scarf will have to do. It's pouring. Now this is how I plan to get well

Cadaverous Pallor · 03-03-2006, 11:06 AM

When he's gone, I always miss my husband more than I think I will, until it's no longer an emptiness but a stabbing ache.

I guess having a crazy cold doesn't help either....plus it's that time of the month.....yeah, good week for me.

Did I mention it was raining?

Ghoulish Delight · 03-03-2006, 11:14 AM

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....plus it's that time of the month.....

Son of a....

MouseWife · 03-03-2006, 11:47 AM

Why do I lie on my drivers license about my weight? What happens if I am lost? What will they say? 'Oh man, that is a lie. She really weighs....'

I will tell the truth if it is life or death...really....

Janie · 03-04-2006, 08:22 AM

If a building is on fire, are we supposed to break every glass in that place? 'Cause the sign next to the fire hose says "In case of fire, break glass"

How does breaking glass help the firemen?

Kevy Baby · 03-04-2006, 10:00 AM

Why does...

Oh, never mind.

Ghoulish Delight · 03-05-2006, 03:26 PM

While at Disneyland, the following thought crossed my mind for the first (and God willing, last) time in my life: "Oh my god, what the hell happened to my underpants? I was wearing them when I got here!"

Kevy Baby · 03-05-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

While at Disneyland, the following thought crossed my mind for the first (and God willing, last) time in my life: "Oh my god, what the hell happened to my underpants? I was wearing them when I got here!"

Yeah, that made my night last night (although I had nothing to do with the "disappearance").

CoasterMatt · 03-05-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

While at Disneyland, the following thought crossed my mind for the first (and God willing, last) time in my life: "Oh my god, what the hell happened to my underpants? I was wearing them when I got here!"

Were you trying to run up your white flag?

MickeyLumbo · 03-05-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

While at Disneyland, the following thought crossed my mind for the first (and God willing, last) time in my life: "Oh my god, what the hell happened to my underpants? I was wearing them when I got here!"

remember when Hawkeye had the peppers for sale below deck on the Columbia? bwahahaha

03-03-2006, 11:03 AM	#1
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I doubly caused it to rain because I didn't bring a jacket. My hat and scarf will have to do. It's pouring. Now this is how I plan to get well __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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03-03-2006, 11:06 AM	#2
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	When he's gone, I always miss my husband more than I think I will, until it's no longer an emptiness but a stabbing ache. I guess having a crazy cold doesn't help either....plus it's that time of the month.....yeah, good week for me. Did I mention it was raining? __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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MouseWife Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Da' Beach Posts: 2,957	Why do I lie on my drivers license about my weight? What happens if I am lost? What will they say? 'Oh man, that is a lie. She really weighs....' I will tell the truth if it is life or death...really.... __________________ Summa' time....when the livins' easy.........
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Janie Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 48	If a building is on fire, are we supposed to break every glass in that place? 'Cause the sign next to the fire hose says "In case of fire, break glass" How does breaking glass help the firemen?
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03-05-2006, 03:26 PM	#7
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	While at Disneyland, the following thought crossed my mind for the first (and God willing, last) time in my life: "Oh my god, what the hell happened to my underpants? I was wearing them when I got here!" __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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