Dear:

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Arizona, stop sucking.

Dear Washington, stop trying to suck me in with your temperate weather and your constant job offers. It's not going to happen.

Dear Nutty Family, If you call me and I don't answer my cell phone, chances are I didn't hear it ring or was otherwise busy. If you keep calling, texting, paging, and leaving messages, I will assume you are crazy and avoid you like the plague for four days. I will not call you back more quickly because you are frantically trying to get ahold of me for no good reason.

Dear neighbors, please stop mowing your lawn more than we do. You're making us look bad.

Dear LoT, you rock. Don't change.

Dear baby, please stop pressing keys while I'm typing. It's annoying.

Dear politics, you are boring and pointless. Leave me alone already.

Dear readers, add your own "dear _____" in the following posts.