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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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BRAAAAAAAINS!
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My workplace continues to bring much enjoyment.
Today, all employees were treated to a free turkey dinner (well, at lunch time)- very good turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, cranberry log thing (I don't eat it, but it looks 'interesting' to say the least). Yummy stuff. |
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Prepping...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Here, there, everywhere
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WOOHOO! We won!
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#15123 |
BRAAAAAAAINS!
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My pants are finally dry! WOOHOO!
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#15124 |
HI!
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Thurston had his first LoT meet tonight.
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#15125 |
lost in the fog
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And how'd it go? When is he posting about the LoT meet? Hope he types better than Kaliope!
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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I dreamed about alien abduction last night.
At least I hope it was a dream and not some repressed memory deal. Does anyone know if Aliens like to wear hats from Costco? Note: That's not hats that say 'Costco' just hats that were purchased there.
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#15127 |
check your head
Join Date: Oct 2005
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I often see aliens at Costco. (that really is the only viable explanation for these nuts) Im voting the repressed memory thingy.
last nights dream was about work. how nice for me. makes the alien probe thing sound almost appealing almost
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#15128 |
I Floop the Pig
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Could you see what was in his cart? Did there happen to be a bulk pack of toilet paper topped by a sleeping 10 year old black child?
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#15129 |
Chowder Head
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Yes
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We have a baby dragon (more like an eight year old human than a "baby"). I try to take him out of his enclosure on a regular bases to handle him so that he gets used to human interaction.
This morning, he jumped out of my hands. He's done that before, but I've always been able to catch him quickly. This morning, he scrambled along the hallway. As he was passing the cat, the cat went after him, so I had to shift my attention from baby dragon to cat. This allowed dragon to scramble away and get under the bed. At this point, I had to wake Susan and get her involved in the search. Of course, simply looking under the bed was fruitless. But first, I wanted to make sure that if he did bolt, that no cats got him (one was on the bed and one was very close by: the third cat was in the office). So, I put one cat in the office and locked her in there. The other, Rufio, got let outside (he loves going outside, but we usually don't let him out until after breakfast). By now, both of us were thinking that we would never see him again. I tore the pillows, sheets, blankets off the bed and then pulled off the mattress. I then lifted up the box spring and we started searching. Thankfully, after a few minutes of calm panic, I spotted him. Since I was holding up the box spring, I pointed him out to Susan. At first, she didn't see him, but eventually spotted him. We got him safely back in his enclosure. I put the bed back together (the mattress was a LOT lighter when I took it off - it is amazing what adrenaline can do for you!), grabbed a few pillows and we both flopped down on it, exhausted. So how was your morning? BTW: we've never named this one yet (we won't know if it is a boy or a girl for a few months) - any suggestions?
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#15130 |
Virgin Ears
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Houdini?
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