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L'Hédoniste
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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We have a cat that, because she likes to go outside occasionally, we put a collar on her with an ID tag. We prefer to use collars with elastic to help prevent choking hazards.
She kept it on for maybe .25 seconds. Since she refused to keep it on, we decided to bite the bullet and get one without the elastic. She tore that off with a little struggle. We put it back on tight enough that she wouldn't be able to take it off, with just enough slack so that she didn't choke. We watched her hurt herself in an effort to get that off. We gave up: she now wanders without a collar. Though, thankfully, she rarely ventures beyond our patio.
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I'm just grateful that Markus is chipped from the shelter. He's found a way to take off every collar we've tried, though we didn't try one of the non-safety versions.
Oh, and he reeks of butt right now for some reason. Ugh. Nasty.
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ohhhh baby
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Hope he's not nuzzling your boobs right now.
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HI!
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Did you pet him too much and make him musk?
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#18276 |
Swing Swank
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I've been fighting off symptoms of a cold and would have loved to stay home to get some rest today. It's the middle of the month and I'm up to date on my work. But the other accountant is out all week so I have to cover some of the things she does first thing in the morning. I didn't mind until today. I now have bits and pieces of her work scattered all over my desk.
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#18277 |
SwishBuckling Bear
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In Isolation :)
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I made popcorn in the Microwave and now the whole office wants some.
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#18278 |
8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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Now imagine what would happen if tomorrow you replaced that popcorn with bacon.
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#18279 |
Purveyor of Fine Blue People
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I'm not feeling very well.
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You broke your Ramadar!
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I had lunch with Micky Dolenz today. I love my job.
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