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Gemini Cricket · 04-12-2006, 07:42 AM

Everyone in my office is coughing. It sounds like I'm in the lobby of a hospital.

Motorboat Cruiser · 04-12-2006, 07:47 AM

You didn't by chance have a burrito recently, did you, GC? That might explain the coughing.

Not Afraid · 04-12-2006, 08:05 AM

Why, just yesterday...........

Gemini Cricket · 04-12-2006, 08:22 AM

I had a burrito yesterday. I confess. However, I don't pass gas in front of everyone. I usually release the snow goose in the bathroom or in a vacant cubicle.

BarTopDancer · 04-12-2006, 10:35 AM

Can someone tell me what part of this sentenance does not make sense?

"Due to the large amount of feedback that we receive we cannot respond individually to every request, nor can we assist with locating a specific business"

Is there any part of that sentenance that says "please email us back to ask us where you reply is"?

Ghoulish Delight · 04-12-2006, 11:09 AM

Gemini Cricket · 04-12-2006, 11:10 AM

^ I'm at least 20 of those posts.

wendybeth · 04-12-2006, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I had a burrito yesterday. I confess. However, I don't pass gas in front of everyone. I usually release the snow goose in the bathroom or in a vacant cubicle.

"Snow goose"? "Barking spiders"?

I love your terminology for ....well, you know. I am also glad to be on the other side of the continent.

Gemini Cricket · 04-12-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth

"Snow goose"? "Barking spiders"?

You can blame my flatulent father for those. I'm sure there are more.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wendybeth

I am also glad to be on the other side of the continent.

However, I am contributing to global warming... So, you can thank me for a hot summer.

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-12-2006, 12:25 PM

I've always found "barking spiders" and other euphemisms to be disturbing. I really hope that no creature makes the sound of a fart when trying to communicate.

Can't we just call a fart a fart and a f.ck a f.ck? (Apparently not.)

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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Everyone in my office is coughing. It sounds like I'm in the lobby of a hospital.
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Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	You didn't by chance have a burrito recently, did you, GC? That might explain the coughing.
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Why, just yesterday...........
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04-12-2006, 08:22 AM	#1854
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I had a burrito yesterday. I confess. However, I don't pass gas in front of everyone. I usually release the snow goose in the bathroom or in a vacant cubicle.
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Can someone tell me what part of this sentenance does not make sense? "Due to the large amount of feedback that we receive we cannot respond individually to every request, nor can we assist with locating a specific business" Is there any part of that sentenance that says "please email us back to ask us where you reply is"? __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	__________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	^ I'm at least 20 of those posts.
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I've always found "barking spiders" and other euphemisms to be disturbing. I really hope that no creature makes the sound of a fart when trying to communicate. Can't we just call a fart a fart and a f.ck a f.ck? (Apparently not.) __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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