Lashpair Grand USA & Canada Tour 2009 - Page 19

Kevy Baby · 06-13-2008, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

CORRECTION:

Our group of 16 is taking the ENTIRE Scenic compound - Scenic Wonders and Little Scenic. I will ask about another cabin that is close by that may be rented for additional people.

If we only end up with a couple more than 16, I might suggest that we don't get another cabin. There will be inevitable drop-outs between now and then.

lashbear · 06-13-2008, 05:13 AM

Yes, we may get some Huckleberry jam when in WA.

BDBopper · 06-13-2008, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

Yes, we may get some Huckleberry jam when in WA.

You cheeky little so-and-so!

lashbear · 06-13-2008, 06:50 AM

Quite right - it is the 12th (14th was typo

) .... assuming they're running tours that day ?!?

~MS~ · 06-13-2008, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

Quite right - it is the 12th (14th was typo

) .... assuming they're running tours that day ?!?

They indeed do run tours on Easter Sunday, the only day of the year that they close is Christmas so we're golden on that aspect. I happen to know a former guide that actually applied ON Easter after having gone on a tour just a few days earlier in the week, but I did call and confirm that the only day they close is on Christmas to ensure they hadn't had a policy change.

LashStoat · 06-13-2008, 07:09 AM

Dearest All,

Well, I finally got to the bottom of the thread (well as it stands now), and have a feel for "The Room".

Some of you are worried that we'll be disappointed:

Well don't be - I could play cards and chess for three days in pouring rain during a zebra stampede and a one-legged ass kicking competition and still be the happiest Stoat on Earth, because I'm with people that lift my spirits. Have you ever seen how I light up just to play in a one foot square of snow? And a fireplace OMG !!!. And there could be things on sticks and all !!! ...and I don't care if the river water is taupe, sienna or tartan. Bring it on !!!

Some of you are worried about the dates:

Well, you have to understand that we can't please all the people all the time - we could slide dates up, down and sideways forever and still not please everyone. But you must understand, it's not personal...the only other choice is to not come at all, so no-one sees anyone...and as I'm a cup-half-full guy, here's looking at you kid!

Some of you are worried about the cost:

Hell yeah...but it'll be way cheaper than you having to fly to Japan, and it sure as hell will be more comfy than a tent in the snow for what...a few days wages? I'm sooooooo in. Divide and conquer, I say. If you're really strapped for the cash, plant some vegetable seeds now and take the produce to market. Or you can do what I do: sell your body - I did...for a whole day, and got a cup of Gloria Jean's with the proceeds.

Some of you are worried you won't see us:

That's why we are staying around Anaheim for a while (and I'm really sorry we couldn't get to Florida and San Diego this time - both places and people rock !) Having said this, please don't wear the Stoat out - at the age of 49, lumps start dropping off if I stay out too long too often.

Some of you aren't worried:

Good.

Some of you are worried that you aren't worried enough:

Bad.

So there...for those going to Yosemite (not Yosamite, Bear !!!) please help Ms. Afraid (smooch) with her booking by donating generously.

For those not going, I really hope to catch up with you if things allow.

And if it's any consolation, SusieAnne Krellingshaw will not be coming as she has been grounded for 2 years after her "Wireless Electricity" project (see StoatArt Thread) caused the spontaneous combustion of 10 grannies when their walking frames hit the invisible beam.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX. Can't wait.

LashStoat · 06-13-2008, 07:22 AM

Addendum:

Fvck me - 184 posts ???

LashStoat · 06-13-2008, 07:52 AM

Dear Ms. Pallor,

Firstly - smooch.

Secondly - Is a Coachella a:

a) type of soda-pop?
b) side-car for a pumpkin-styled coach?
c) blunt instrument used in native circumcisions?
d) game-play move used in baseball?
e) any of the above when stoned?

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

Snowflake · 06-13-2008, 08:03 AM

It's official, I'm totally in love with you, Stoat.

Cadaverous Pallor · 06-13-2008, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by LashStoat

Dear Ms. Pallor,

Firstly - smooch.

You are so adorable. SMOOCH!

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Secondly - Is a Coachella a:

a) type of soda-pop?

Coachella - goes down smooth on a summer day, full of get-up-and-go!

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b) side-car for a pumpkin-styled coach?

All this year's models have this as an option

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c) blunt instrument used in native circumcisions?

Um......yeah no joke there

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d) game-play move used in baseball?

"He could. go. all. the. waaaayyyyy......NO! Denied by the centerfielder's UNBELIEVABLE Coachella maneuver. Definitely a golden glove nominee, eh Bob?"

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e) any of the above when stoned?

Duuuude. That's what I was thinking! Trip out!!

In answer - a Coachella is one of the only things on earth that could actually interfere with a LashPair trip.

06-13-2008, 05:13 AM	#2
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	Yes, we may get some Huckleberry jam when in WA. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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06-13-2008, 06:50 AM	#4
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	Quite right - it is the 12th (14th was typo ) .... assuming they're running tours that day ?!? __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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06-13-2008, 07:09 AM	#6
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	*Dearest All,* Well, I finally got to the bottom of the thread (well as it stands now), and have a feel for "The Room". Some of you are worried that we'll be disappointed: Well don't be - I could play cards and chess for three days in pouring rain during a zebra stampede and a one-legged ass kicking competition and still be the happiest Stoat on Earth, because I'm with people that lift my spirits. Have you ever seen how I light up just to play in a one foot square of snow? And a fireplace OMG !!!. And there could be things on sticks and all !!! ...and I don't care if the river water is taupe, sienna or tartan. Bring it on !!! *Some of you are worried about the dates:* Well, you have to understand that we can't please all the people all the time - we could slide dates up, down and sideways forever and still not please everyone. But you must understand, it's not personal...the only other choice is to not come at all, so no-one sees anyone...and as I'm a cup-half-full guy, here's looking at you kid! *Some of you are worried about the cost:* Hell yeah...but it'll be way cheaper than you having to fly to Japan, and it sure as hell will be more comfy than a tent in the snow for what...a few days wages? I'm sooooooo in. Divide and conquer, I say. If you're really strapped for the cash, plant some vegetable seeds now and take the produce to market. Or you can do what I do: sell your body - I did...for a whole day, and got a cup of Gloria Jean's with the proceeds. *Some of you are worried you won't see us:* That's why we are staying around Anaheim for a while (and I'm really sorry we couldn't get to Florida and San Diego this time - both places and people rock !) Having said this, please don't wear the Stoat out - at the age of 49, lumps start dropping off if I stay out too long too often. *Some of you aren't worried:* Good. *Some of you are worried that you aren't worried enough:* Bad. *So there...for those going to Yosemite (not Yosamite, Bear !!!) please help Ms. Afraid (smooch) with her booking by donating generously.* For those not going, I really hope to catch up with you if things allow. And if it's any consolation, SusieAnne Krellingshaw will not be coming as she has been grounded for 2 years after her "Wireless Electricity" project (see StoatArt Thread) caused the spontaneous combustion of 10 grannies when their walking frames hit the invisible beam. *Love and hugs,* *The Stoat XXX. Can't wait.*
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06-13-2008, 07:22 AM	#7
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Addendum: *Fvck me - 184 posts ???*
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06-13-2008, 07:52 AM	#8
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Dear Ms. Pallor, Firstly - smooch. Secondly - Is a Coachella a: a) type of soda-pop? b) side-car for a pumpkin-styled coach? c) blunt instrument used in native circumcisions? d) game-play move used in baseball? e) any of the above when stoned? Love and hugs, The Stoat XXX.
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06-13-2008, 08:03 AM	#9
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	It's official, I'm totally in love with you, Stoat. __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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