Soooo....

[katiesue]

That's it. I've been watching Ax Men on the history channel. So I'm going back to my original career choice. Logger. I can set chokers (we praticed for fun in the back yard), drive a skidder, sort of drive a Cat but I'm sure with pratice I'd improve.

Where can you go to work wearing suspenders? They haven't been in since Re-Run. Learn colorful phrases like "that'll pucker your butt". Use chewing tobacco on the job. Then there's the beer. None of that fancy schmancy stuff either. Plus I know that boraxo is pratcially the only thing that will get the pitch off you, that in combination with lava soap.

I've got my Women in Logging bumper stickers around here somewhere. If the rest of my family can do it, so can I. Plus you get winters off. Oh sure you don't get paid but oh well. And I can use my Dad's log proof lunchbox (an amunition box) so I'll always have my lunch even if a log breaks loose and squashes it.

Not to mention the exercise (although most of these guys look like they never get up off the couch). It's very demanding. And dangerous so that'll keep me on my toes. All my dad ever lost was the tip of a finger and that got sewed back on. As long as I don't have to be a faller because, well I am kind of wary of chain saws. They don't exactly cut through legs they kind of just mangle them.

I'm off to be a third generation logger. Wish me luck!

[Not Afraid]

Now I'M singing the Lumberjack song and that's NOT a god thing!

[bewitched]

Long time no post! Since I fade in and out I always wonder if ya'll remember me.

I like that I can always come here after however long and somewhere there will be a thread linking Kevy and porn...or boobies...or boobie porn...

The fish porn was unexpected, but in all fairness, Kevy wasn't involved.

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Now I'M singing the Lumberjack song and that's NOT a god thing!

The Monty Python Lumberjack Song?



(Surely that's a sign of the coming Apocalypse.......)

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Now I'M singing the Lumberjack song and that's NOT a god thing!

Yeah, it's more of a sign of the devil

[bewitched]

Originally Posted by Chernabog

Yeah, it's more of a sign of the devil

I wonder if the Devil's girlie?

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Now I'M singing the Lumberjack song and that's NOT a god thing!

No no, it's a good thing.
It's okay, sing sing sing...


Shhh, no one scare her. She's on the right track here...

[Not Afraid]

NO! I'm singing the BLASTED song because people always sing it and I know it and THIS is why I HATE Monty Python!


AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Not Afraid]

In other news.......I like this person!

Really need help. MUST GO!!!

Date: 2007-11-02, 5:03PM EDT


Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for a dog, we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last, our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!

We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children up for adoption this weekend!

They are described as:
One male -- his name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.

One female -- her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and can be affectionate. Gets along well with other
little girls and little boys but does not like to share her toys and
therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training. Shouldn't take long at all.

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them. That is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

NO! I'm singing the BLASTED song because people always sing it and I know it and THIS is why I HATE Monty Python!


AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I hear you.



Now, here's the lyrics in case you want to sing it correctly:

I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)