I like my toilet seats...

[tracilicious]

Hard.

There's nothing worse than sitting down to pee on a warm, squishy, comfort-molds-to-your-butt foam toilet seat. Especially if it's dyed some god-awful pastel color.

I'm entirely unconvinced that one can properly clean those things. I'll green clean my entire house, but you better believe that my toilet is cleaned with the most abrasive, earth killing, bleachiest smelling cleaner I that I can get my rubber gloved hands on. But I don't even think that those can get in the miniscule pepto-bismol toned grooves in the foam.

Why does one's butt need to be squishy comfortable whilst doing nature's business? Are we really that lazy? It's as if one needs to go from a squishy couch to a squishy toilet seat with no break in the comfort level. I mean really, perhaps we should take the cool hardness of the seat as a wake up call to our derrieres. If you notice the comfort level change, than perhaps you are spending too much time on your rump. Or perhaps they are meant as a respite for the constipated? I suppose if one was spending oodles of time on the pot than one would appreciate the foamy commode.

Have you ever sat on a foam seat right after someone else has used the toilet? <<shudder>> Why anyone would choose a toilet seat that retains body heat is well beyond my level of comprehension.