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Matterhorn Fan · 10-12-2005, 04:26 PM

No, if GD and you were married and had a daughter named Joan, and Joan was cloned, Joan's clone would be a Joan Sloan-Cone Clone.

(Thank you, Dr. Seuss.)

Kevy Baby · 10-12-2005, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

Joan Sloan-Cone Clone.

I'm getting a headache.

€uroMeinke · 10-12-2005, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I'm getting a headache.

Makes me want to moan - or pick up the phone while sailing down the Rhone, remaining prone....

Matterhorn Fan · 10-13-2005, 02:12 PM

If Joan Sloan-Cone were advanced in years when the cloning took place, the clone would be a Joan Sloan-Cone Crone Clone.

After she dies, she'd be a Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Clone.

At this point, Mama Cone and Daddy Sloan could do the Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Clone Moan. Or Groan.

After decomposition, she'd be a Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Bone Clone.

If a medical school borrowed her skeleton for teaching purposes, it would be a Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Bone Clone Loan.

What was this thread about?

Prudence · 10-13-2005, 02:55 PM

When they were done with the skeleton, would they bury her beneath a Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Bone Clone Loan Stone?

Matterhorn Fan · 10-14-2005, 12:25 PM

Only in the proper zone.

Prudence · 10-14-2005, 12:44 PM

And after all this time, cemetary maintenance would be performed by Robotic Americans, who would, of course, access the grave sites via the Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Bone Clone Loan Stone Drone Zone.

Cadaverous Pallor · 10-14-2005, 01:52 PM

"I can't blab such blibber blubber! My tongue isn't made of rubber."

Gemini Cricket · 10-14-2005, 02:45 PM

Never seen it. Although ABC is often stupid. I mean, the whole 20/20 special saying Matthew Shepard wasn't the victim of homophobia...
I know, I derail, but sheez!

Matterhorn Fan · 10-23-2005, 08:34 AM

Did they really say that? What idiots.

10-12-2005, 04:26 PM	#11
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	No, if GD and you were married and had a daughter named Joan, and Joan was cloned, Joan's clone would be a Joan Sloan-Cone Clone. (Thank you, Dr. Seuss.)
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10-13-2005, 02:12 PM	#14
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	If Joan Sloan-Cone were advanced in years when the cloning took place, the clone would be a Joan Sloan-Cone Crone Clone. After she dies, she'd be a Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Clone. At this point, Mama Cone and Daddy Sloan could do the Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Clone Moan. Or Groan. After decomposition, she'd be a Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Bone Clone. If a medical school borrowed her skeleton for teaching purposes, it would be a Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Bone Clone Loan. What was this thread about? Last edited by Matterhorn Fan : 10-13-2005 at 02:31 PM. Reason: to further the ridiculousness of this already ridiculous post.
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10-13-2005, 02:55 PM	#15
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	When they were done with the skeleton, would they bury her beneath a Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Bone Clone Loan Stone? __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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10-14-2005, 12:25 PM	#16
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Only in the proper zone.
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10-14-2005, 12:44 PM	#17
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	And after all this time, cemetary maintenance would be performed by Robotic Americans, who would, of course, access the grave sites via the Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Bone Clone Loan Stone Drone Zone. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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10-14-2005, 01:52 PM	#18
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	"I can't blab such blibber blubber! My tongue isn't made of rubber." __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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10-14-2005, 02:45 PM	#19
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Never seen it. Although ABC is often stupid. I mean, the whole 20/20 special saying Matthew Shepard wasn't the victim of homophobia... I know, I derail, but sheez!
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10-23-2005, 08:34 AM	#20
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Did they really say that? What idiots.
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