Finally, a solution for my cat problem - Page 2

MickeyLumbo · 10-10-2005, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Sure it's good on the furry things, but will it take care of crabs too?

Cadaverous Pallor · 10-10-2005, 06:59 PM

You'll need a sign...

Not Afraid · 10-10-2005, 08:45 PM

Ride the Snake...........the snake is long........

€uroMeinke · 10-10-2005, 08:45 PM

The right kind of snake can also liven up your garden parties:

Not Afraid · 10-10-2005, 08:48 PM

Dedeledededee Two Ladies
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Dedeledededee Two Ladies
Und ein man yay.

MickeyLumbo · 10-11-2005, 06:37 PM

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further,gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."

The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the heck were you doing then?"

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."

Not Afraid · 10-11-2005, 06:57 PM

Boy, this thread has gne down hill (or town, is it) fast. I'm surprised!

SacTown Chronic · 10-11-2005, 07:40 PM

Strange times we live in when a gay guy talks about ***** more than the president does.

scaeagles · 10-11-2005, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Boy, this thread has gne down hill (or town, is it) fast.

That says a lot, considering it started with a snake eating a cat.

Prudence · 10-11-2005, 09:06 PM

At my house, the cat usually eats the snake.

10-10-2005, 06:59 PM	#12
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	You'll need a sign... __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Ride the Snake...........the snake is long........
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	The right kind of snake can also liven up your garden parties: __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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10-11-2005, 06:37 PM	#16
MickeyLumbo thankfully grateful Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: shangrila Posts: 1,388	A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further,gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay." The husband says, "No, not at all." His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the heck were you doing then?" "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book." __________________
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Boy, this thread has gne down hill (or town, is it) fast. I'm surprised!
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Strange times we live in when a gay guy talks about ***** more than the president does.
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	At my house, the cat usually eats the snake. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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