Avast, You Scurvy Scum!

[CoasterMatt]

Where be the booty?!?

[Alex]

停止您的小船以便我們能來登上, 強姦您的婦女, 竊取您的材料, 和仍然然後現在破壞整件事與您登上。我們之後將行動快活在我們掩藏我們的戰利品的某一私有海島直到我們發現 籬笆洗滌金錢。當合作不會保證您的生存它將延長您的生活。 我們是現代中國海盜攻擊印度尼西亞和Malaysian 商業船。

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

停止您的小船以便我們能來登上, 強姦您的婦女, 竊取您的材料, 和仍然然後現在破壞整件事與您登上。我們之後將行動快活在我們掩藏我們的戰利品的某一私有海島直到我們發現 籬笆洗滌金錢。當合作不會保證您的生存它將延長您的生活。 我們是現代中國海盜攻擊印度尼西亞和Malaysian 商業船。

From my poor chinese lerned in high school, I think this means:

So that we can stop your boat to board, ravage your women, steal your material, then, and still now and you undermine the whole board. Afterwards, we will we hide our booty action lasted a private island until we find the money washing fences. When the cooperation will not guarantee your survival will extend your life. We are modern Chinese pirate attacks in Indonesia and Malaysian commercial vessels.

[Moonliner]

Hey dudezzz wHats zuup? I got warez t0 trAde. Adobie, Microsuck Winders, all the c00leSt Shiz. You snap me ya's lisT and I'll sEE if Youz worth dEalIng Wit.

[Ghoulish Delight]

[Jughead P. Jones]

ARRRRR! A fine mornin' for pillagin' and takin'. Thar she blows!!!

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

arrr mateys, that'd surely make it easier t' type wit me hook!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Hah! The Dodgers be corssing swords with the Pirates today. Arrrrrrrrrrr

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Shiver me timbers! Those Thai swabs be taking today too seriously

[Capt Jack]

a few..guidelines as it were

Code of Conduct on a Pirate Ship:
The rules of each pirate captain were clearly stated to each member of the crew. There was little ambiguity about acceptable behavior among pirates on a typical pirate ship. When a rule was breached, the crew was often without pity or remorse in punishing a guilty crew member. Although in cases of particularly useful pirates such as skillful fighters, exceptions were inevitably made. Below, a sample code of conduct is provided. Outlined below is a sample.

Sample Code of Conduct:

Every man shall obey civil Command; the Captain shall have one full share and a half in all Prizes; the Master, Carpenter, Boatswain and Gunner shall have one Share and quarter.

If any man shall offer to run away, or keep any Secret from the Company, he shall be marroon'd with one Bottle of Powder, one Bottle of Water, one small Arm and shot.

If any Many shall steel any Thing in the Company, or game, to the Value of a Piece of Eight, he shall be marroon'd or shot.

If at any Time we should meet another Marrooner (that is Pyrate) that Man that shall sign his Articles without the Consent of our Company, shall suffer such Punishment as the Captain and Company shall think fit.

That Man that shall strike another whilst these Articles are in force, shall receive Mose's Law (that is 40 stripes lacking one) on the bare Back.

That Man that shall snap his Arms, or smoak Tobacco in the Hold, without a cap to his Pipe, or carry a Candle lighted without a Lanthorn, shall suffer the same punishment as in the former Article.

That Man that shall not keep his Arms clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other punishment as the Captain and the Company shall think fit.

If any Man shall lose a Joint in time of an Engagement he shall have 400 pieces of Eight; if a limb 800.

If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer present Death.