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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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Kicking up my heels!
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Absolutely fascinating!
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Chowder Head
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HEY!!! Get out of here. This is a dude thread.
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I LIKE!
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Oh, puhleeze! You guys hardly manage to stay out of the chick threads. In fact, some of you are major contributors.
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<necromantic powers activate>
I have recently discovered the joy of using the kiddie urinal. The main loo I use at work has urinals that are relatively rectangular and a drain that is about six inches below my babalones. I.e., they're spatter-riffic. But one day not too long ago I was "forced" to use the kiddy urinal because the other one was in use and I needed to "go". Because it is the same size as the standard configuration, just mounted lower on the wall (in fact the top is below my junk), I quickly realized this gave be a huge advantage when it came to creating obtuse angles. Now I use it all the time and my legs don't get golden showered. |
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I'm still just happy if none goes up my nose. I'll consider avoiding leg splash to be an advanced peeing skill.
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Worn Romantic
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The splash factor is the main reason I avoid urinals.
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Kink of Swank
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It not being proper to check out other guy's junk is my main reason.
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Biophage
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I know! Glory Holes are so much more discrete.
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