Bacon Not Included - Page 2

Chernabog · 07-18-2007, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tref

He also kept an extra slice of bacon in his wallet.

Which was lovingly wrapped around a quaalude, I have no doubt!

€uroMeinke · 07-18-2007, 08:58 PM

Hmmm - Bacon and Peanut Butter, before I try it, does anyone know if there's a 12-step program for that?

Ghoulish Delight · 07-18-2007, 09:11 PM

Step 1: Open package of bacon
Step 2: Cook bacon
Step 3: Drain bacon (optional: save drippings for German potato salad)
Step 4: Open peanut butter
Step 5: Stop eating peanut butter with your finger
Step 6: spread even layer of peanut butter onto bread
Step 7: apply even layer of bacon
Step 8: apply even layer of bacon
Step 9: apply even layer of bacon
Step 10: Marvel
Step 11: eat
Step 12: repeat.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 07-18-2007, 09:32 PM

Which step is sit on a toilet and die?

Ghoulish Delight · 07-18-2007, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

Which step is sit on a toilet and die?

That'd be Step Blue Suede Shoes

Motorboat Cruiser · 07-18-2007, 10:08 PM

I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Mom was a huge Elvis fan (in spirit, not in size) and indoctrinated me into these tasty treats at a young age. Apparently, she wasn't aware of the bacon part, and that is probably for the best. I'm thinking I might have expired by now had each of those sandwiches also contained a few slices of heavenly bacon.

And yet, my curiosity is peaking and I'm this close to picking up all the ingredients to give it a whirl.

RStar · 07-18-2007, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

I'm this close to picking up all the ingredients to give it a whirl.

I tried this once, but it was real hard to get out of the blender.

Morrigoon · 07-18-2007, 10:29 PM

I used to put peanut butter cookie dough and sliced banana in the snackmaster with white bread.

Mmmmm... hot banana and undercooked cookie dough.

alphabassettgrrl · 07-19-2007, 09:15 AM

I ate peanut butter & banana sandwiches as a kid. Grossed out my mom.

What? It's good. I haven't eaten them in years but I sure loved 'em as a kid.

Stan4dSteph · 07-19-2007, 10:30 AM

I just bought some "Monkey Boy" peanut butter that has the banana already added. It's from a local company called Saratoga Peanut Butter Co.

07-18-2007, 08:58 PM	#2
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Hmmm - Bacon and Peanut Butter, before I try it, does anyone know if there's a 12-step program for that? __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Step 1: Open package of bacon Step 2: Cook bacon Step 3: Drain bacon (optional: save drippings for German potato salad) Step 4: Open peanut butter Step 5: Stop eating peanut butter with your finger Step 6: spread even layer of peanut butter onto bread Step 7: apply even layer of bacon Step 8: apply even layer of bacon Step 9: apply even layer of bacon Step 10: Marvel Step 11: eat Step 12: repeat. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-18-2007, 09:32 PM	#4
Bornieo: Fully Loaded Lego Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Disneyland, USA Posts: 3,704	Which step is sit on a toilet and die?
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07-18-2007, 10:08 PM	#6
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Mom was a huge Elvis fan (in spirit, not in size) and indoctrinated me into these tasty treats at a young age. Apparently, she wasn't aware of the bacon part, and that is probably for the best. I'm thinking I might have expired by now had each of those sandwiches also contained a few slices of heavenly bacon. And yet, my curiosity is peaking and I'm this close to picking up all the ingredients to give it a whirl.
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07-18-2007, 10:29 PM	#8
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	I used to put peanut butter cookie dough and sliced banana in the snackmaster with white bread. Mmmmm... hot banana and undercooked cookie dough. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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07-19-2007, 09:15 AM	#9
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	I ate peanut butter & banana sandwiches as a kid. Grossed out my mom. What? It's good. I haven't eaten them in years but I sure loved 'em as a kid. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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07-19-2007, 10:30 AM	#10
Stan4dSteph Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: East Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,156	I just bought some "Monkey Boy" peanut butter that has the banana already added. It's from a local company called Saratoga Peanut Butter Co.
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