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The Littlest Hobo
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Hobo Junction
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1. Beautifully written.
2. I do not envy you. 3. Plant a large cactus outside your window, and post a sign that reads BEWARE of the ALLIGATOR. 4. Set inventive traps for him not unlike those like found in the queue for Indiana Jones, complete with spears and human skulls. 5. Keep a gallon jug of urine handy to empty out the window on him for next time. 6. Supersoaker. See above. 7. Cover the area with salt. It works on snails. 8. Airhorn, as suggested by Mimi. 9. Using a retractable mechanical claw, steal his discman and replace it with a remote controlled head-shaped vice. 10. Leave a table of arsenic-laced bottles of cheap liquor with a sign that says: HOMELESS SPECIAL! ALL YOU CAN DRINK! |
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the myth of the dream
Join Date: Jan 2005
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One time I was talking to a homeless man outside of a Greyhound bus station when he suddenly put a hand down the front of his pants, removed it, and in a move I'm sure he thought was discreet, slowly brought his hand to his face and sniffed his fingers. I remember thinking, "Dude, you don't need to do all that...I can smell your balls from here".
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check your head
Join Date: Oct 2005
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been there. tried to be nice and went out and talked to them
"guys, you know you cant stay here. you'll force me to call the cops if I see you here again. sleep tight, dont leave a mess, but be gone tomorrow" they were. theyre not normally unreasonable, just down on their luck
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Something tells me you wouldn't go up to any male stranger hanging outside your window....it's a safety thing, not a homeless person thing or a less than human thing.
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check your head
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point taken. just call the cops
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Or shoot him.
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