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AllyOops! · 03-16-2005, 01:36 AM

HOLY COW!!!! I THINK MY SIDES JUST SPLIT!!!!

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, Eliza!! I absolutely love this site!! I haven't even gotten beyond Jessica Simpson and my not-so-secret love, Britney Spears. I can't breathe! Hahaha!

I could read the Britney chapter all day long. Among one of my favorite sentences (one of the few that I could type

)....

"Oh my God, you guys, merry Christmas! Happy Ch -- Han --- Chaan -- yeah, I totally can't spell that, y'all. The one with the candles and the potato pancakes like they serve at Arby's? Happy that! And Happpy New Year"

I'm DYING. Have I also mentioned that I love the word "fug"?

I'm going to go fug myself some more. Thank you again!

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-16-2005, 03:54 PM

OMG. I almost feel bad. I e-mailed the FUG girls the picture of Emma Watson (Hermione) from her Empire event, and now she's up on their site. I wonder if I was the only one who sent that one in.

LOL.

Sheila · 03-16-2005, 04:13 PM

OMG, I am busily trying to stifle my giggling at work while I read this. I haven't even finished reading all the main column and scrolling down to the bottom. The Mischa photo is just killing me. Velour sweatpants and a sequined cardigan?

Thanks for posting the link. Way too funny!

mistyisjafo · 03-16-2005, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

Show no mercy to the famous and unstylish.
From some of the humorous folk who once frequented Television Without Pity.
Fugly clothes on beautiful people.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/

Ok I have no money and can buy myself better clothes than what they've got on at Walmart!! Why is it that rich people can't look great all the time? Don't they just hire one person to tell them if "that looks good" or what? Do they not own mirrors? Was there a fire sale that the rest of us poor people should have known about? What??

How in the world did you find that sight! It's awesome!

Not Afraid · 03-17-2005, 11:24 AM

I love this site. My favorite fugly outfits usually come from Chloe Sevigny.

I thought of Claire with this comment:

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Chloe, if your zipper is longer than a man's erect penis, your pants are too high-waisted. Period. Now smile, stand up straight, and wash your hair

And, Wendybets, you made me laugh so hard I was crying!

Claire · 03-17-2005, 01:40 PM

Zits are tough. And what's a girl to do when she can't find her legendary wrinkled cut-offs, probably because they're wadded up on the balcony underneath a pile of empty Colt 45 bottles, three used condoms, and a spittoon?

Claire · 03-17-2005, 01:42 PM

The less said about the trashy "November Rain"-inspired wedding mini the better. Although I'm sure Axl Rose, who's clearly, like, living at an EconoLodge in Los Banos right now, reading People and eating chicken off of Buckethead's...bucket...is probably wondering how he can get some people again, so he can have them call Britney's people and arrange a meeting.

Claire · 03-17-2005, 03:18 PM

http://meetthefuggers.blogspot.com/

I'm dyyyyyying at their bios. Flipping perfect!!!

I love these ladies. Who are they? Why are we not bestest friends?

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-17-2005, 04:04 PM

They came from, I believe, www.televisionwithoutpity.com. A favorite site of mine. TV show recaps. Everwoods' are priceless.

Is that drool on Brit's shirt? Jesus.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-17-2005, 04:31 PM

"This is a nice chest. Even though I hate Lenny Kravitz, I can appreciate a six-pack when I see one.

But... he is wearing wings. He is wearing a gigantic man-sized tassel, some jeans, and wings. And sunglasses that make him look faintly alien, in combination with the wings that he is wearing. Because he is, indeed, wearing wings. Scaly-looking fug wings.

Unless you are an angel, a bird, or a maxi-pad, you should not have wings."

03-16-2005, 01:36 AM	#11
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	HOLY COW!!!! I THINK MY SIDES JUST SPLIT!!!! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, Eliza!! I absolutely love this site!! I haven't even gotten beyond Jessica Simpson and my not-so-secret love, Britney Spears. I can't breathe! Hahaha! I could read the Britney chapter all day long. Among one of my favorite sentences (one of the few that I could type ).... "Oh my God, you guys, merry Christmas! Happy Ch -- Han --- Chaan -- yeah, I totally can't spell that, y'all. The one with the candles and the potato pancakes like they serve at Arby's? Happy that! And Happpy New Year" I'm DYING. Have I also mentioned that I love the word "fug"? I'm going to go fug myself some more. Thank you again!
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03-16-2005, 03:54 PM	#12
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	OMG. I almost feel bad. I e-mailed the FUG girls the picture of Emma Watson (Hermione) from her Empire event, and now she's up on their site. I wonder if I was the only one who sent that one in. LOL.
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03-16-2005, 04:13 PM	#13
Sheila Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 148	OMG, I am busily trying to stifle my giggling at work while I read this. I haven't even finished reading all the main column and scrolling down to the bottom. The Mischa photo is just killing me. Velour sweatpants and a sequined cardigan? Thanks for posting the link. Way too funny!
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03-17-2005, 01:40 PM	#16
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	Zits are tough. And what's a girl to do when she can't find her legendary wrinkled cut-offs, probably because they're wadded up on the balcony underneath a pile of empty Colt 45 bottles, three used condoms, and a spittoon? __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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03-17-2005, 01:42 PM	#17
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	The less said about the trashy "November Rain"-inspired wedding mini the better. Although I'm sure Axl Rose, who's clearly, like, living at an EconoLodge in Los Banos right now, reading People and eating chicken off of Buckethead's...bucket...is probably wondering how he can get some people again, so he can have them call Britney's people and arrange a meeting. __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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03-17-2005, 03:18 PM	#18
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	http://meetthefuggers.blogspot.com/ I'm dyyyyyying at their bios. Flipping perfect!!! I love these ladies. Who are they? Why are we not bestest friends? __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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03-17-2005, 04:04 PM	#19
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	They came from, I believe, www.televisionwithoutpity.com. A favorite site of mine. TV show recaps. Everwoods' are priceless. Is that drool on Brit's shirt? Jesus.
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03-17-2005, 04:31 PM	#20
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	"This is a nice chest. Even though I hate Lenny Kravitz, I can appreciate a six-pack when I see one. But... he is wearing wings. He is wearing a gigantic man-sized tassel, some jeans, and wings. And sunglasses that make him look faintly alien, in combination with the wings that he is wearing. Because he is, indeed, wearing wings. Scaly-looking fug wings. Unless you are an angel, a bird, or a maxi-pad, you should not have wings."
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