Smarter Ladies Have Worse Sex

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People who read The Sun needn't concern themselves with this.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Ponine

My initial thought was "duh"

OK, THAT was damned funny!

Unfortunately, I cannot mojo you for it Gotta go spread some lovin' around.




Where are the dumb chicks...

[Morrigoon]

And I just thought guys were too impatient.

[Disneyphile]

That's because smart women know we want it to last longer than just a few seconds.

Damn. We've been found out.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

That's because smart women know we want it to last longer than just a few seconds.

Over-sharing answer hidden in spoiler:

Spoiler:

If you want your guy to last longer, get them on an anti-depressant like Prozac or Celexa.

Spoiler:

"Delayed Ejaculation"?!? Delayed til when: my next lifetime?

[Ponine]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

OK, THAT was damned funny!

Tell me that I am not the only one thats been known to make To-Do and Grocery lists during.
I cant possibly.

It's turning the list making OFF thats difficult.
Hell, this is a talent that I have perfected in my twenty years of experience.

[Disneyphile]

Originally Posted by Ponine

Tell me that I am not the only one thats been known to make To-Do and Grocery lists during.
I cant possibly.

Oh, this is so TMI, and my poor husband is going to kill me, but you're certainly not the only one, hon.

I've even come up with new project ideas.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Ponine

Tell me that I am not the only one thats been known to make To-Do and Grocery lists during.
I cant possibly.

It's turning the list making OFF thats difficult.
Hell, this is a talent that I have perfected in my twenty years of experience.

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

Oh, this is so TMI, and my poor husband is going to kill me, but you're certainly not the only one, hon.

I've even come up with new project ideas.

If it weren't for the fact that I knew them, I would say that you both need to get new partners.

Damnit women: get your mind in the game!!!

[blueerica]

I always figure this is my one and only chance in a day to not make lists, since I do it all day long as it is. Hell, I make lists and am at work in my dreams. It blows. I seemed to have perfected the "turn brain off" function during sex.

[Ponine]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

If it weren't for the fact that I knew them, I would say that you both need to get new partners.

Damnit women: get your mind in the game!!!

Let me state for the record, that some partners create a more list making friendly enviroment than others.

And that once you (the woman) meets that person, its hard to break the habit of making lists;

Regardless of the skills, prowess, or other talents of the subsequent partner.

There.. was that .. tactfull enough?