How to piss off the Catholic Church - Page 2

LSPoorEeyorick · 12-01-2008, 04:49 PM

Oh, I like this game.

When he said “this is my body” and commanded you to eat it “in memory of him,” he was using a new-fangled figure of speech called a METAPHOR.

Isaac · 12-01-2008, 05:05 PM

What is this ?

Blood of Christ.

.....(sips) .....Whoa! He musta been an alcoholic !

Kevy Baby · 12-01-2008, 05:11 PM

If Jesus died for my sins, I am going to make it my life's goal to make sure his death was not in vain.

Gemini Cricket · 12-01-2008, 05:22 PM

Love it.

Alex · 12-01-2008, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Oh, I like this game.

When he said “this is my body” and commanded you to eat it “in memory of him,” it probably never happened.

Fixed it for you. Denying the substance of the Jesus story every happening seems to get to people faster.

Or, if I need to do it in one word, I just lean close and whisper "mythology."

Melonballer · 12-01-2008, 07:51 PM

What are you doing? That is the Baptism Font, not a Urinal!

Morrigoon · 12-01-2008, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

Fixed it for you. Denying the substance of the Jesus story every happening seems to get to people faster.

Or, if I need to do it in one word, I just lean close and whisper "mythology."

Should I fix your typo too or leave it and mock you?

Ah, I guess I've chosen

Alex · 12-01-2008, 10:09 PM

Yes, it is a typo. Not sure what the mockery is, though, since either you read it the way I intended or it simply doesn't make any sense.

Ghoulish Delight · 12-01-2008, 11:54 PM

Be born Jewish.

NickO'Time · 12-02-2008, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

For Trekkies?

You WILL be assimilated! Lower your defenses and surrender.

12-01-2008, 04:49 PM	#11
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	If Jesus died for my sins, I am going to make it my life's goal to make sure his death was not in vain. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Love it.
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Melonballer Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Bremerton, WA Posts: 222	What are you doing? That is the Baptism Font, not a Urinal!
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Yes, it is a typo. Not sure what the mockery is, though, since either you read it the way I intended or it simply doesn't make any sense.
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Be born Jewish. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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