Are you a Genius?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Spoiler:

Some of the ones you skipped:

8 18 H on a G C holes on a golf course
10 5 T on a F just a guess, but tines on a fork
12 3 B M (S H T R) blind mice (see how they run)
16 100 C in a R centiretards in a retard (okay, that one's probably wrong)
32 1000 Y in a M years in a millennium

[blueerica]

Morri:

I've done this one before, and I highly agree with your sentiment of bias. I want to say it came up in a classroom discussion and my professor agreed. Or something like that.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Spoiler:

Oh wait, #10 5 T on a F is probably toes on a foot

[Morrigoon]

GD: my brain kept going to your first idea on that one, even knowing it was wrong. I like your second answer.

For #12, I was thinking the B M part, but couldn't answer what was in the parentheses. Dagnabbit, I'm sure you're right!

#8 drove me nuts and I can't believe I didn't think of that answer, but there's another one I'm sure you're right on!

[Capt Jack]

Im just gonna cut to the chase

Are you a Genius?

nope

[Strangler Lewis]

Well, I'm pretty sure I've crossed the genius line, but I'll keep plodding like a f*cking idiot.

[Strangler Lewis]

That's what I got.

Spoiler:

1 26 L of the A 26 letters of the alphabet
2 7 D of the W 7 days of the week
3 7 W of the W 7 wonders of the world
4 12 S of the Z 12 signs of the zodiac
5 66 B of the B 66 books of the Bible
6 52 C in a P (WJs) 52 cards in a ?deck? (without jokers)
7 13 S in the USF 13 stars in the United States flag
?8 18 H on a G C 18 hours on a grandfather clock
9 39 B of the O T 39 books of the Old Testament
10 5 T on a F 5 toes on a foot
11 90 D in a R A
12 3 B M (S H T R) 3 blind mice (see how they run)
13 32 is the T in D F at which W F 32 is the temperature in degrees Fahrenheit at
which water freezes
14 15 P in a R T 15 players in a rugby team
15 3 W on a T
?16 100 C in a R 100 companies in a regiment
17 11 P in a F (S) T 11 players in a football (soccer) team
18 12 M in a Y 12 months in a year
?19 13=UFS 13=unlucky for some
20 8 T on a O 8 tentacles on an octupus
21 29 D in F in a L Y 29 days in February in a leap year
22 27 B in the N T 27 books in the New Testament
23 365 D in a Y 365 days in a year
?24 13 L in a B D 13 leads in a bridge deck
25 52 W in a Y 52 weeks in a year
26 9 L of a C 9 lives of a cat
27 60 M in a H 60 minutes in a hour
?28 23 P of C in the H B 23 points of contention in the Holy Bible
29 64 S on a C B 64 squares on a chess board
30 9 P in S A
31 6 B to an O in C six balls to an over in cricket (wouldn’t have thought of cricket
w/o Alex’s hint)
32 1000 Y in a M 1000 years in a millennium
33 15 M on a D M C 15 men on a dead man’s chest

[Strangler Lewis]

Yes, one feels rather stupid about that one. If one is me, said Pooh.

[Tref]

The only good thing about being a genius that I can see is that you apparently have a lot of free time to do puzzles.

[lashbear]

I got them all right.