What Stpid Thing Have You Done Today? - Page 20

Kevy Baby · 03-30-2010, 04:51 PM

I don't know: I would have appreciated your brevity.

Ghoulish Delight · 03-30-2010, 04:52 PM

I found that rather profound.

Betty · 03-30-2010, 06:14 PM

It's all about you, isn't it?

JWBear · 04-18-2010, 03:15 PM

I put the package of Swiffer Wet away... Into the refrigerator...

Ghoulish Delight · 04-20-2010, 01:06 PM

A little over a week ago I checked a book out at the library. On the same trip I returned a book. I walked in, put the book on the returns counter, went to the shelf to get the book I had come for, came back to check out. After checking out, I watched the clerk pick the book I was returning up and put it on the returns cart.

I remember it precisely.

So I was kinda ticked when I logged into my account online and saw the book still on it. I renewed it online so I wouldn't get a fine before the next time I came in. Today I went back, and asked them to check the shelf. Book's not there. I made it clear that I KNOW I returned it, but having renewed it, I said I'd go home and take another look.

5 minutes later it hits me that I had 2 books out and I'd only returned one.

Morrigoon · 04-20-2010, 01:20 PM

For the last 2 days I can't seem to stop dropping things and knocking things over. I think I dropped and or lost 5 different things in the space of 10 minutes last night.

Ghoulish Delight · 05-07-2010, 08:52 AM

FVCK. I almost caused an accident this morning. It's official, I've lived in OC too long. I've become an OC zombie driver so utterly accustomed to left turn arrows that when I'm at the 1 in 1000 traffic signal without one I'm at risk of just going on green.

And, of course, not realizing what was going on, I honked and shot dirty looks at the "asshole" who "ran the red" in front of me.

Fortunately I am still in the habit of assuming everyone else is dumb, so I had my eye on the other lane looking for an idiot running the red, so I was able to avoid hitting her. Guess I have to add one more driver to the list of who I assume is dumb.

Moonliner · 05-07-2010, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

FVCK. I almost caused an accident this morning. It's official, I've lived in OC too long. I've become an OC zombie driver so utterly accustomed to left turn arrows that when I'm at the 1 in 1000 traffic signal without one I'm at risk of just going on green.

And, of course, not realizing what was going on, I honked and shot dirty looks at the "asshole" who "ran the red" in front of me.

Fortunately I am still in the habit of assuming everyone else is dumb, so I had my eye on the other lane looking for an idiot running the red, so I was able to avoid hitting her. Guess I have to add one more driver to the list of who I assume is dumb.

It gets worse. I've had similar traffic "events" with one of my kids in the car. It brings a entirely new meaning to these things.

Ghoulish Delight · 05-07-2010, 10:27 AM

And I wore a white shirt on beard-trimming day.

Stellar start to Friday.

Betty · 05-07-2010, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

And I wore a white shirt on beard-trimming day.

Stellar start to Friday.

Do you trim your beard after getting dressed or something?

03-30-2010, 04:51 PM	#1
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I found that rather profound. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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04-20-2010, 01:06 PM	#5
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	A little over a week ago I checked a book out at the library. On the same trip I returned a book. I walked in, put the book on the returns counter, went to the shelf to get the book I had come for, came back to check out. After checking out, I watched the clerk pick the book I was returning up and put it on the returns cart. I remember it precisely. So I was kinda ticked when I logged into my account online and saw the book still on it. I renewed it online so I wouldn't get a fine before the next time I came in. Today I went back, and asked them to check the shelf. Book's not there. I made it clear that I KNOW I returned it, but having renewed it, I said I'd go home and take another look. 5 minutes later it hits me that I had 2 books out and I'd only returned one. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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04-20-2010, 01:20 PM	#6
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	For the last 2 days I can't seem to stop dropping things and knocking things over. I think I dropped and or lost 5 different things in the space of 10 minutes last night. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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05-07-2010, 08:52 AM	#7
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	FVCK. I almost caused an accident this morning. It's official, I've lived in OC too long. I've become an OC zombie driver so utterly accustomed to left turn arrows that when I'm at the 1 in 1000 traffic signal without one I'm at risk of just going on green. And, of course, not realizing what was going on, I honked and shot dirty looks at the "asshole" who "ran the red" in front of me. Fortunately I am still in the habit of assuming everyone else is dumb, so I had my eye on the other lane looking for an idiot running the red, so I was able to avoid hitting her. Guess I have to add one more driver to the list of who I assume is dumb. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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05-07-2010, 10:27 AM	#9
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	And I wore a white shirt on beard-trimming day. Stellar start to Friday. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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