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Andrew · 07-19-2006, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

I realize that we pay a premium for living in Orange County, but don't you think it's a tiny bit unreasonable to charge $1200 for a 400sqft studio?

Dear BTD,

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/...0&addTwo=purrr

CoasterMatt · 07-19-2006, 09:16 PM

Dear BTD,

Buy a mobile home

Prudence · 07-19-2006, 09:22 PM

Dear Professor:

The world will not end if you let us out of class three minutes early. I know the ABA has attendence requirements, but I don't think they extend to making sure we never ever ever leave early. And if they did, I'm sure the numerous times you've kept us late will more than make up for the missing three minutes. You do not need to stand up there stammering and randomly throwing out unconnected factoids you don't plan to test us on just so our butts stay in chairs for 100 minutes. All this blathering about judicial discretion and you can't let us out three minutes early because we're out of material for the day? Get a life.

No love,
Me.

BarTopDancer · 07-19-2006, 09:23 PM

Dear CoasterMatt,

I'd love too, but the land rental on top of the mortgage payment makes it way to expensive.

BarTopDancer · 07-19-2006, 09:46 PM

Dear Andrew,

New company does not have an office there. They do however have one in TX. mmm cowboys. And the SF area is about as expensive as OC. So

Andrew · 07-19-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

New company does not have an office there.

A tech company without Bay Area offices?

Quote:

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

And the SF area is about as expensive as OC. So

That may be, but in SF everything is within walking distance. And if it's not, we have actual working mass transit.

BarTopDancer · 07-20-2006, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew

A tech company without Bay Area offices?

It's not a tech company. That was old job.

tracilicious · 07-20-2006, 03:31 PM

Dear Little Brother,

I grow weary of hearing of your constant break ups with your girlfriend. No one that young should be that chronically unhappy. Do yourself (and me) a favor and stay broken up this time. Travel!

Love,
Your sister

Not Afraid · 07-20-2006, 03:35 PM

Dear doggie mom.

Plese call me BEFORE you give your dog that double dose of insulin, not AFTERWARDS.

Sincerely,

The pet sitter you schedule to dose your dog at 7 pm.

BarTopDancer · 07-20-2006, 04:32 PM

Dear SacFamily. We miss you. Come back to DL.

Love,

LoT

Dear apartment complex I looked at today,

Your complex is very nice, however, I will not be renting there. You already charge an insane amount for an apartment and then expect me to pay for a carport on top of my rent. Not to mention I need to buy a parking pass if I want a (note, that is one) guest to visit. It is obvious you frown on people visiting your residents since you do not allow guest parking in any of the abundant (your word) open spaces in your parking lot.

Sincerely,

A disappointed potential renter.

07-19-2006, 09:16 PM	#2
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Dear Professor: The world will not end if you let us out of class three minutes early. I know the ABA has attendence requirements, but I don't think they extend to making sure we never ever ever leave early. And if they did, I'm sure the numerous times you've kept us late will more than make up for the missing three minutes. You do not need to stand up there stammering and randomly throwing out unconnected factoids you don't plan to test us on just so our butts stay in chairs for 100 minutes. All this blathering about judicial discretion and you can't let us out three minutes early because we're out of material for the day? Get a life. No love, Me. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear CoasterMatt, I'd love too, but the land rental on top of the mortgage payment makes it way to expensive. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear Andrew, New company does not have an office there. They do however have one in TX. mmm cowboys. And the SF area is about as expensive as OC. So __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Dear Little Brother, I grow weary of hearing of your constant break ups with your girlfriend. No one that young should be that chronically unhappy. Do yourself (and me) a favor and stay broken up this time. Travel! Love, Your sister __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Dear doggie mom. Plese call me BEFORE you give your dog that double dose of insulin, not AFTERWARDS. Sincerely, The pet sitter you schedule to dose your dog at 7 pm.
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07-20-2006, 04:32 PM	#10
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear SacFamily. We miss you. Come back to DL. Love, LoT Dear apartment complex I looked at today, Your complex is very nice, however, I will not be renting there. You already charge an insane amount for an apartment and then expect me to pay for a carport on top of my rent. Not to mention I need to buy a parking pass if I want a (note, that is one) guest to visit. It is obvious you frown on people visiting your residents since you do not allow guest parking in any of the abundant (your word) open spaces in your parking lot. Sincerely, A disappointed potential renter. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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