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#21781 |
HI!
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The guy behind us was trying to impress the girls he was with by spewing inane "facts" all night long. Some of the subjects he touched on while listening to music were:
Chris decided that they guy hadn't figured out yet that he wasn't going to get laid. He didn't stop talking so I decided to stand up and dance. I couldn't hear him standing up nd he had to deal with my Brazilian-inspired ass in his face. ![]() |
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#21782 |
Worn Romantic
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Long Beach California
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I would have so turned to this loser's date and said, "Honey, you can do much better than this!"
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#21783 |
I throw stones at houses
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Location: Location
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I would have found an usher.
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#21784 |
Lego
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I would've stabbed him in the throat..
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#21785 |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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I would have said "Please sir, could you give me information on how I might subscribe to your newsletter since I'm finding your rambling so fascinating and well worth the $XX I paid to hear them."
Then I would have peed on his date. That's not true. It would have been overkill. I'd have only done one of those things. |
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#21786 |
Cruising around in my automobile...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Oregon
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Which one is the question?!
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#21787 |
SwishBuckling Bear
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In Isolation :)
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None of them... they're all statements.
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#21788 |
There's a hole in the Bin Liner...
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Merry Old Land of OZ.
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#21789 |
BRAAAAAAAINS!
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I soooo love a/c at work
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scribblin'
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: in the moment
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