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wendybeth · 09-21-2008, 06:40 PM

ToriBear and I are going on a school trip tomorrow for three days, to Port Townsend, Wa. It's close to the area where 'Twilight' takes place, so she's pretty jazzed. It's for three days, and it should be fun if all the fundies in the home school program don't ruin it. I'm reading 'The Golden Compass' during the trip- I figure that should keep anyone I wouldn't like away from me. Kind of like religious wolfbane.

CoasterMatt · 09-21-2008, 06:42 PM

Awww, I was gonna ask if you wanted to borrow my copy of "The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Serial Killers"

wendybeth · 09-21-2008, 06:46 PM

Now, that would be useful. I like how you think, CM.

lashbear · 09-22-2008, 03:21 AM

WB, I can send over the dustjacket of "The Joy Of Gay Sex" if you like... Wrap any book in that and watch the fundies squirm. Fool your friends. Fun at parties.

lashbear · 09-22-2008, 03:40 AM

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If you put the appropriate er, opening, in that badly sewn gusset, she'd make a good impersonation of a Tron Lovedoll.

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I JUST ACCEPTED A NEW JOB!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

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Holy motherfvcking fvckballs.

Duly added to Quotes. hehehehehe.

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Sorry to change the subject but I'm gonna. Tonight we walked out of a local Chinese place - bad Mongolian beef. And when I say bad I mean putrid, as in literally.

Where's the health inspector, maybe you're wondering? Our county doesn't have one. Hasn't had one for over three years, maybe it's four.

How is the county allowed not to have a health inspector ?!?!?!

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I had a wonderful day today, training to represent my fellow coworkers.

Then I came home to my happy little puppies and kitties.

Then my beautiful wife came home.

Life is good.

This made me verklempt. Really. I love it when life is good.

I had the good fortune to get an all-clear for my shoulder from the specialist, and the first day of scooter training went really well. I felt like Gina Lollobrigida buzzing around the streets of Rome on my little Vespa !!

Which reminds me:

Stan4dSteph · 09-22-2008, 06:10 AM

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I had the good fortune to get an all-clear for my shoulder from the specialist, and the first day of scooter training went really well. I felt like Gina Lollobrigida buzzing around the streets of Rome on my little Vespa !!

Awesome news!

So what color is your little scooter?

LashStoat · 09-22-2008, 06:46 AM

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Awesome news!

So what color is your little scooter?

Dear Steph...

It's lipstick red. It's also gone. Bear and I tried and tried to start it, but because neither of us could get Learner's Permits (until now) it felt unloved and got constipated (or whatever the mechanical equivalent is).

So the nice man we purchased it from came and took it away for rehab...and it will have been in and out of the CBD twice and still has no km's (miles) on the clock.

Bear is currently organising a folding ramp so we can get it on and off our truck. This has to be the most spoiled scooter on the planet, as we seem to always be carrying, pushing or rolling it somewhere. I've even charged its battery twice, but have yet to see it light up.

We hope to actually ride the scooter one day. A bit.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

lashbear · 09-22-2008, 07:00 AM

What he said... LOL.

(btw: for the learners course, they loan you a scooter... mine was blue. But the Red ones go faster.

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.....and the real reason we chose Red was because it is statistically more visible to motorists than other colours. Not because the red ones go faster. No, really. I wouldn't make this up, ya know.

Moonliner · 09-22-2008, 10:35 AM

Oh, what now you Socal'ers!

Sure I don't have A Disney Theme park, In-and-out or Sees Candy but you all will die an early death. That's right I'll be tooling right along well after the rest of you are gone.

Money Magazine rates: Best places for a long life.

Snowflake · 09-22-2008, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

Oh, what now you Socal'ers!

Sure I don't have A Disney Theme park, In-and-out or Sees Candy but you all will die an early death. That's right I'll be tooling right along well after the rest of you are gone.

Money Magazine rates: Best places for a long life.

I love Bethesda! Commuting from there, horrible, but a great place to be!

Moonie, you have The Beltway, that will kill you!

09-21-2008, 06:40 PM	#24001
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	ToriBear and I are going on a school trip tomorrow for three days, to Port Townsend, Wa. It's close to the area where 'Twilight' takes place, so she's pretty jazzed. It's for three days, and it should be fun if all the fundies in the home school program don't ruin it. I'm reading 'The Golden Compass' during the trip- I figure that should keep anyone I wouldn't like away from me. Kind of like religious wolfbane. __________________
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lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	WB, I can send over the dustjacket of "The Joy Of Gay Sex" if you like... Wrap any book in that and watch the fundies squirm. Fool your friends. Fun at parties. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	What he said... LOL. (btw: for the learners course, they loan you a scooter... mine was blue. But the Red ones go faster. ) .....and the real reason we chose Red was because it is statistically more visible to motorists than other colours. Not because the red ones go faster. No, really. I wouldn't make this up, ya know. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.** Last edited by lashbear : 09-22-2008 at 07:08 AM. Reason: To add a splash more Red.
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Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Oh, what now you Socal'ers! Sure I don't have A Disney Theme park, In-and-out or Sees Candy but you all will die an early death. That's right I'll be tooling right along well after the rest of you are gone. Money Magazine rates: Best places for a long life. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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