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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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The Dodgers play at 5:20pm. I'm assuming you don't want to stay at work too long....
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scribblin'
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Who said he was at work?
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Happy new Cruiser kitty!!!
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I throw stones at houses
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Sooo... I guess I'm going to Monday Night Raw (WWE) tonight. My office has a box and tickets finally trickled down to our department, so I picked up a pair for the boy and I. He likes wrestling and we both like free, so yay
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Chowder Head
Join Date: Jan 2005
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My condolences.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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The Truth About Married Life ....
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing. The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!" The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date! The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask, ready for action. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, "Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"
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Chowder Head
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So what the f is the "Rappahannock School for Girls". When you do a Google search (with the term in quotes), besides getting the LoT as the second site, it appears that one gets a lot of porn.
Which explains why, when one switches to an image search, there are only 16 images that come up, and ALL of them are from the LoT.
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Chowder Head
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You shouldn't spend so much time in the sun - it isn't good for you.
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I Floop the Pig
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What had you searching that term?
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