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Matterhorn Fan · 06-01-2006, 12:51 PM

If laundry counts as a household chore, add me to the injured club. I sprained both ankles when I slipped on some ice in the parking lot outside the laundrymat a few years ago.

€uroMeinke · 06-01-2006, 06:13 PM

My injuries have come from gardening - opened my hand up with a utility knife; and vending machines - opened my hand when my percussive maintenance penetrated the plate glass cover.

Kevy Baby · 06-01-2006, 07:21 PM

Two work related accidents and one "at home":

• Sliced my ring finger open with a razor blade requiring 27 internal and 27 external stitches
• Stuck my hand in a printing press which ripped open a stretch of my left hand (got the cool internal view) and broke a bone on my pinkie
• Fell while running near home and shattered the fifth metacarpal in my left hand

I appear to have something against my left hand

wendybeth · 06-01-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Prudence

Sooo... I'm gonna brag. Again. Because fall semester sucked so very much and spring was apparently much MUCH better. Got my comments back on my appellate brief this morning.

I'm going to spend the rest of the day vigorously patting myself on the back.

Very cool, Prudence!!!!

And be careful painting- I once threw my butt out painting vaulted ceilings.

Not Afraid · 06-01-2006, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth

And be careful painting- I once threw my butt out painting vaulted ceilings.

Did you get any results from someone passing by?

wendybeth · 06-01-2006, 09:40 PM

Nothing as exciting as that- just pulled a muscle I wasn't aware that I owned, and spent the next week snarling at Eric. (He is the tall one- he should have been painting that area).

€uroMeinke · 06-01-2006, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth

he should have been painting that area

Your butt?

scaeagles · 06-01-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Sliced my ring finger open with a razor blade requiring 27 internal and 27 external stitches

That is a serious cut, dude. How long is your finger??????

wendybeth · 06-01-2006, 09:50 PM

Again, nothing as exciting as that.

Hey, while we're talking about gross injuries....have I told ya'll about the time I was riding my bike barefoot and got my foot caught in the spokes? Sliced off the back of my foot- toes, heel, etc. I always had the weird injuries as a kid- never anything as mundane as a broken arm or leg. Then there was the rusty nail that went all the way through my foot, and the blood poisoning and the time I got attacked by bees.......

Not Afraid · 06-01-2006, 09:53 PM

I feel so mundane.

06-01-2006, 12:51 PM	#2451
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	If laundry counts as a household chore, add me to the injured club. I sprained both ankles when I slipped on some ice in the parking lot outside the laundrymat a few years ago.
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	My injuries have come from gardening - opened my hand up with a utility knife; and vending machines - opened my hand when my percussive maintenance penetrated the plate glass cover. __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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06-01-2006, 07:21 PM	#2453
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Two work related accidents and one "at home": • Sliced my ring finger open with a razor blade requiring 27 internal and 27 external stitches • Stuck my hand in a printing press which ripped open a stretch of my left hand (got the cool internal view) and broke a bone on my pinkie • Fell while running near home and shattered the fifth metacarpal in my left hand I appear to have something against my left hand __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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06-01-2006, 09:40 PM	#2456
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Nothing as exciting as that- just pulled a muscle I wasn't aware that I owned, and spent the next week snarling at Eric. (He is the tall one- he should have been painting that area). __________________
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06-01-2006, 09:50 PM	#2459
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Again, nothing as exciting as that. Hey, while we're talking about gross injuries....have I told ya'll about the time I was riding my bike barefoot and got my foot caught in the spokes? Sliced off the back of my foot- toes, heel, etc. I always had the weird injuries as a kid- never anything as mundane as a broken arm or leg. Then there was the rusty nail that went all the way through my foot, and the blood poisoning and the time I got attacked by bees....... __________________
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06-01-2006, 09:53 PM	#2460
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I feel so mundane.
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