The Words You Say (almost) Everyday - Page 3

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-18-2005, 10:52 AM

Job 1:

QUIET! The noise in here is unacceptable.

Who needs help?

If you're ready to check out you may line up.

Card please.

You don't have your card. Why are you in line? SIT DOWN and wait until you get your card to line up.

Where's your library book? You know the three places rule? Yes, in your hands, in your backpack, in your desk at school. If you know it so well, why don't you follow it? Pretend your book is stuck to your hands until you put it in your backpack, ok? Bring it tomorrow.

Job 2:

Sorry sir, you have to pay your full fine before you can use the internet. Yes, even if it's 25 cents. It's the way the computer program works, it won't let you log in until you pay. Yes, I know, it's just 25 cents.

You've already renewed this book, you need to return it for me to stop the fine. No, you can't use the internet until this is settled.

The tax forms are in the copy room. Yes, with the sign on it.

Bathroom? Turn left at the large orange hanging from the ceiling.

This card is no good.....looks like this was the card you lost, and you replaced it. You lost the new card?

Do you have ID with a current address? Ok great....(looks at ID) So you're on Oak Street? No, you've moved? See, that's why I asked for an ID with a current address (YOU GODDAMNED MORON).

All we require is a proof of your current address. You still get mail at this address? But you don't live there anymore? You want me to mail this to your parents? (what are you, 35?) Don't you have anything with your address on it?

The stuff I say at home I will not post here due to intense mushiness.

But rest assured there's plenty of repeated mentions of my love for GD.

libraryvixen · 04-18-2005, 12:49 PM

CP... I feel the phrases you say on a daily basis.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 04-18-2005, 01:19 PM

Hmmm...

Tie between:
"Where's my money bitch?"
"Money's on the dresser, chocolate."

Seriously:

"Ah, $hit!"
"Goddamn it!"
"WTF?"
"HAAAAAHAHAHAAAHHAAAAAAA!"

I don't talk much...

alphabassettgrrl · 04-18-2005, 02:21 PM

Honey, it's morning, wake up.
Answered by unintelligible mumbles.

Yo! Quiet! You can't get breakfast until you settle down and are quiet. Yes, for longer than 2 seconds. Ok, good dogs.

Doggie potty break! Dogs outside! Good dogs.

Yes, you have to be quiet, too, I've never let you starve yet. (to the cat, who whines nearly as much as the dogs in the morning)

Love you!!! (to dogs, cat, or husband, depending)

Put me on your do-not-call list. Thank you and now go away.

**hugs**
-kerry

Mousey Girl · 04-18-2005, 07:48 PM

"How can you be hungry, you just ate dinner, and you're going to bed in 10 mins!!" This is another everyday saying.

04-18-2005, 10:52 AM	#21
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Job 1: QUIET! The noise in here is unacceptable. Who needs help? If you're ready to check out you may line up. Card please. You don't have your card. Why are you in line? SIT DOWN and wait until you get your card to line up. Where's your library book? You know the three places rule? Yes, in your hands, in your backpack, in your desk at school. If you know it so well, why don't you follow it? Pretend your book is stuck to your hands until you put it in your backpack, ok? Bring it tomorrow. Job 2: Sorry sir, you have to pay your full fine before you can use the internet. Yes, even if it's 25 cents. It's the way the computer program works, it won't let you log in until you pay. Yes, I know, it's just 25 cents. You've already renewed this book, you need to return it for me to stop the fine. No, you can't use the internet until this is settled. The tax forms are in the copy room. Yes, with the sign on it. Bathroom? Turn left at the large orange hanging from the ceiling. This card is no good.....looks like this was the card you lost, and you replaced it. You lost the new card? Do you have ID with a current address? Ok great....(looks at ID) So you're on Oak Street? No, you've moved? See, that's why I asked for an ID with a current address (YOU GODDAMNED MORON). All we require is a proof of your current address. You still get mail at this address? But you don't live there anymore? You want me to mail this to your parents? (what are you, 35?) Don't you have anything with your address on it? The stuff I say at home I will not post here due to intense mushiness. But rest assured there's plenty of repeated mentions of my love for GD. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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04-18-2005, 12:49 PM	#22
libraryvixen is part of the resistance Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: up North Posts: 963	CP... I feel the phrases you say on a daily basis. __________________ Yes, I'm still alive!
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04-18-2005, 01:19 PM	#23
Bornieo: Fully Loaded Lego Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Disneyland, USA Posts: 3,704	Hmmm... Tie between: "Where's my money bitch?" "Money's on the dresser, chocolate." Seriously: "Ah, $hit!" "Goddamn it!" "WTF?" "HAAAAAHAHAHAAAHHAAAAAAA!" I don't talk much...
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04-18-2005, 02:21 PM	#24
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Honey, it's morning, wake up. Answered by unintelligible mumbles. Yo! Quiet! You can't get breakfast until you settle down and are quiet. Yes, for longer than 2 seconds. Ok, good dogs. Doggie potty break! Dogs outside! Good dogs. Yes, you have to be quiet, too, I've never let you starve yet. (to the cat, who whines nearly as much as the dogs in the morning) Love you!!! (to dogs, cat, or husband, depending) Put me on your do-not-call list. Thank you and now go away. hugs -kerry
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04-18-2005, 07:48 PM	#25
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	"How can you be hungry, you just ate dinner, and you're going to bed in 10 mins!!" This is another everyday saying.
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