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MerryPrankster · 05-27-2005, 01:49 PM

Notice to: My neighbors

Either leash your dog or keep him off of my porch. I'm tired of searching for running shoes, socks and gardening clogs througout the neighborhood. I usually find them in your yard; front and back. What, you didn't notice the strange shoe that doesn't belong to anyone in your family???? Now, the last straw -- a package of Miracle-Gro with measuring spoon inside has gone missing from my porch. I can't find the damn thing anywhere. I hope S didn't eat it. I can't be worrying about this crap. You need to take some responsibility for your dog!

Ponine · 05-27-2005, 02:22 PM

(is this the same dog that doesnt get walked?)

MerryPrankster · 05-27-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ponine

(is this the same dog that doesnt get walked?)

Ummm..yes. I suppose the dog might be trying to "drop" a hint to his owner by stealing the running shoes.

He's desperate for a walk.

Gemini Cricket · 05-27-2005, 02:46 PM

Notice to Disneyland Executives:

For past annivesaries, you used to give guests cars...

Tref · 05-27-2005, 02:49 PM

Notice to: my feet

Please do not fail me now.

€uroMeinke · 05-27-2005, 05:40 PM

Notice to stockers of restroom paper towels - If your paper towels are so thin that they cannot be grasped and deployed with a wet hand, I will likely have to use more of them to dry my hands probably eliminating and probably surpassingthe savings you made by buying thinner towels to begin with.

blueerica · 05-27-2005, 06:41 PM

Notice to our kind and faithful leader:

€, you are about to hit 1,000 posts.

Tref · 05-27-2005, 11:26 PM

Notice to: my thermos

Please keep my hot liquids hot and my cold liquids cold. And if I drop you on the ground, please do not break and get shards of glass in my hot or cold liquid.

Tref · 05-28-2005, 03:02 PM

Notice to: my face

Stay pretty! Remember face, you are my numma two money-maker and I love you.

Mousey Girl · 05-28-2005, 05:36 PM

Notice to parents who take their kids to movies:

I know you love your precious little darlings. I know you think the wolrd of their happy chatter and commenting on every single thing. I just paid $18.50 for myslef, my friend and my son so that we could ENJOY the movie. The rest of the theater paid $ to enjoy the movie. No one enjoyed your children talking LOUDLY though the entire thing. You sat there and did nothing to stop them from talking. You even talked back to them. You also pissed off the entire theater when you talked into your NEXTEL! I know a lot of people were shushing you. Maybe you should refrain from attending movies until your freaking kids, and yourself GROW UP! Ok, I know it was a movie aimed at kids and some talking is to be expected, but you and your group were beyond rude. When I go to see Star Wars tomorrow I will probably have you kicked out of the theater if you pull this crap again.

05-27-2005, 01:49 PM	#1
MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	Notice to: My neighbors Either leash your dog or keep him off of my porch. I'm tired of searching for running shoes, socks and gardening clogs througout the neighborhood. I usually find them in your yard; front and back. What, you didn't notice the strange shoe that doesn't belong to anyone in your family???? Now, the last straw -- a package of Miracle-Gro with measuring spoon inside has gone missing from my porch. I can't find the damn thing anywhere. I hope S didn't eat it. I can't be worrying about this crap. You need to take some responsibility for your dog! __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White
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Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	(is this the same dog that doesnt get walked?) __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Notice to stockers of restroom paper towels - If your paper towels are so thin that they cannot be grasped and deployed with a wet hand, I will likely have to use more of them to dry my hands probably eliminating and probably surpassingthe savings you made by buying thinner towels to begin with. __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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05-27-2005, 11:26 PM	#8
Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	Notice to: my thermos Please keep my hot liquids hot and my cold liquids cold. And if I drop you on the ground, please do not break and get shards of glass in my hot or cold liquid. __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?!
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05-28-2005, 03:02 PM	#9
Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	Notice to: my face Stay pretty! Remember face, you are my numma two money-maker and I love you. __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?! Last edited by Tref : 05-28-2005 at 03:09 PM.
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05-28-2005, 05:36 PM	#10
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	Notice to parents who take their kids to movies: I know you love your precious little darlings. I know you think the wolrd of their happy chatter and commenting on every single thing. I just paid $18.50 for myslef, my friend and my son so that we could ENJOY the movie. The rest of the theater paid $ to enjoy the movie. No one enjoyed your children talking LOUDLY though the entire thing. You sat there and did nothing to stop them from talking. You even talked back to them. You also pissed off the entire theater when you talked into your NEXTEL! I know a lot of people were shushing you. Maybe you should refrain from attending movies until your freaking kids, and yourself GROW UP! Ok, I know it was a movie aimed at kids and some talking is to be expected, but you and your group were beyond rude. When I go to see Star Wars tomorrow I will probably have you kicked out of the theater if you pull this crap again.
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