I like my toilet seats... - Page 3

tracilicious · 06-28-2005, 02:16 PM

What a great site! (but horribly designed!) I like "the crap's table."

Cadaverous Pallor · 06-29-2005, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

Ever wish your toilet seat was filled with dried flowers? Or maybe you'd prefer razor blades? (Guaranteed to make your guests feel welcome!)

Well, here is the link for you.

That is some of the worst webdesign I've ever seen, and that includes the personal webpages of the late 90s!

As for the seats on that site, blech! My parents have a similar seat and lid that are mostly see-through. Blue with bubbles in it. Part of the reason for the lid is so you don't have to see the inside of the bowl, right?

As a kid I secretly longed for a squishy toilet seat, plus matching shag rug/tank cover/lid cover. Everyone cool had those!

But now I dont' want any of that. I just thank my lucky stars we don't have seats like those in Italy - way too wide of a hole and too thin a seat! I always feared I'd fall in.

Morrigoon · 06-30-2005, 07:59 AM

Growing up, not only did we have the squishy toilet seat, it was BRICK RED and had the logo for my dad's alma mater on it!

...Wow... squishy and toilet, two words you NEVER want to see together....

My mom, on the other hand, favors those damn wooden ones. Which would be fine except that until recently, her guest one (eg: mine) was cracked in one part, right where you'd want the back of one of your thighs. So you had to sit kinda sideways, thus defeating the comfortable oval design of the seat.

I think my favorite seats were on the extra-long toilets we used to have. No short bowls there!

Matterhorn Fan · 06-30-2005, 02:14 PM

If no one's done it already, does someone want to send the link to that site to somethingawful.com?

CoasterMatt · 06-30-2005, 09:35 PM

It's been submitted

Prudence · 07-05-2005, 12:01 PM

I think this toilet seat is my new favorite.

Matterhorn Fan · 07-05-2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Prudence

I think this toilet seat is my new favorite.

The description of that one has me cracking up!

Lords and varlets will want to leave the seat down!! No castle should be without one!!

Not Afraid · 07-05-2005, 06:28 PM

Varlets?

Harlots?
Varmits?
Starlets?

??????

Matterhorn Fan · 07-05-2005, 06:41 PM

An attendant or servant.
A knight's page.
A rascal; a knave.

Not Afraid · 07-05-2005, 07:46 PM

Yeah, I was NOT a medievalist in a former life.

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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Growing up, not only did we have the squishy toilet seat, it was BRICK RED and had the logo for my dad's alma mater on it! ...Wow... squishy and toilet, two words you NEVER want to see together.... My mom, on the other hand, favors those damn wooden ones. Which would be fine except that until recently, her guest one (eg: mine) was cracked in one part, right where you'd want the back of one of your thighs. So you had to sit kinda sideways, thus defeating the comfortable oval design of the seat. I think my favorite seats were on the extra-long toilets we used to have. No short bowls there! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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