Screech Sex Tape?! - Page 3

Capt Jack · 09-27-2006, 04:16 PM

uh...sadly similar

AllyOops! · 09-27-2006, 04:40 PM

Tonight when I crawl into my warm n' soft n' snuggly bed
I'll have visions of sanchez's & steamers (tornadoes!) dancing through my head....

And blumpkins.

I just love that I come to life on a foul sex thread. I couldn't be prouder!

CoasterMatt · 09-27-2006, 05:22 PM

As long as you don't have beautiful bean footage rolling in your head...

CoasterMatt · 09-27-2006, 05:55 PM

Oh yeah, Ally, make sure to turn anybody down who offers you a "Bakersfield Chalupa"

lashbear · 09-27-2006, 07:41 PM

I thought a "Dirty Sanchez" was a drink - that's the last time I order one of those at the Folsom Street Bars....

Capt Jack · 09-27-2006, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Oh yeah, Ally, make sure to turn anybody down who offers you a "Bakersfield Chalupa"

may I say how truly disappointed I am that when I searched for this...

...I found it.

(sometimes I think we live in a truly messed up world)

AllyOops! · 09-28-2006, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Oh yeah, Ally, make sure to turn anybody down who offers you a "Bakersfield Chalupa"

Oh, you bet I will! What kind of girl do you take me for? I'm saving that for my wedding night. After my betrothed presents me with a Honeymoon Cincinnati Bowtie, I'm going to give him the blissful gift of Arabian Goggles, followed by a Rusty Trombone that ends in the best gift of all, an Alabama Hot Pocket.

What..you're supposed to just have regular ol' intercourse? Yawn much?

You know what's heartbreaking? I really am a good Catholic girl. You'd never, ever know it on this Board...

JWBear · 09-28-2006, 06:53 PM

Is it just me, or does "Dustin Diamond" sound like a total porn star name?

katiesue · 09-28-2006, 07:09 PM

I must agree

MickeyLumbo · 09-30-2006, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

an Alabama Hot Pocket.

never heard that one before...got curious and looked it up. freaky. but found the Alabama Bait n Switch.

LOL. good times.

09-27-2006, 04:16 PM	#21
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09-27-2006, 04:40 PM	#22
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Tonight when I crawl into my warm n' soft n' snuggly bed I'll have visions of sanchez's & steamers (tornadoes!) dancing through my head.... And blumpkins. I just love that I come to life on a foul sex thread. I couldn't be prouder!
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09-27-2006, 05:22 PM	#23
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09-27-2006, 05:55 PM	#24
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Oh yeah, Ally, make sure to turn anybody down who offers you a "Bakersfield Chalupa" __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	I thought a "Dirty Sanchez" was a drink - that's the last time I order one of *those* at the Folsom Street Bars.... __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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09-28-2006, 06:53 PM	#28
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Is it just me, or does "Dustin Diamond" sound like a total porn star name? __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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09-28-2006, 07:09 PM	#29
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	I must agree __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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