Complaint Department - Page 3

€uroMeinke · 02-15-2007, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

At my workplace you can't even submit a paper resume. You're directed to an online form where you enter all of the information that might go on a resume. You can attach a word or PDF document of your resume but I know from experience that it is pretty much ignored (my hiring manager had never seen mine, just the online form).

Here too - which is why I mention option 2 has to be directly to the hiring supervisor - not into the black whole of the HR Recruiting department. The whole purpose is to get the attention of this person so if you don't show up as a candidate, they at least ask about you and possible rescue you from whatever fallout came from the HR machine. This is entirely against the published process - but it is what many of the successful candidates do.

Capt Jack · 02-15-2007, 05:56 PM

Ive always used head hunters (except the current job). Has worked out well. most of the resume is filled out during their interview, he sends a nicely formatted copy to me to carry into the job interview.

with luck I'll retire from my current gig and never have to do it again.

with even more luck this lotto ticket in my pocket will get me out of all work for...awhile.

katiesue · 02-15-2007, 08:22 PM

My last resume - and it's been 8+ years now was the old one page clear cut way. I can't tell you how many comments I got on how people liked it. I've had to look through resumes in various other lives. If I have to sift through to find the info I need, I'm not even going to bother.

BarTopDancer · 02-15-2007, 08:27 PM

Did I mention hockey teams who forget how to play hockey?

Oh wait, it's a complaint department, not a pet peeve department.

My formely first place Ducks - the team to beat - the team with the most points in the entire NHL has forgotten how to play hockey.

/sigh

bewitched · 02-15-2007, 08:33 PM

Parents who complain that one class got an extra $.05 valentine favor than the other class.

It is likely the same parents complaining that the weekly spelling words are too hard for their babies...your kids go to a frickin' private school you knew what was involved...DEAL.

katiesue · 02-15-2007, 08:38 PM

Teachers who assign 5th graders a crap load of homework nightly. Which of course I have to supervise. I made it past 5th grade I don't need to go back.

And No Child Left Behind is a bunch of hooey that creates a lot of unnecessary crap.

innerSpaceman · 02-15-2007, 10:00 PM

Uh-oh ... my resume is a full 2-pager ... and only covers my one job position (that I've had at 3 firms) over the last 20 years. But I have lots of job duties and lots of specific know-how.

In my field, lots of people claim to have the requisite skills, but often don't. Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I find throwing in enough information to make it clear I know what I'm talking about makes a difference.

Still ... maybe I'll try to condense.

CoasterMatt · 02-15-2007, 10:09 PM

My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep

bewitched · 02-15-2007, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep

You're HIRED!!!

CoasterMatt · 02-15-2007, 11:24 PM

Ten years of experience at amusement parks, toy stores, and porn editing facilities

(No, it wasn't all the same place)

02-15-2007, 05:56 PM	#22
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	Ive always used head hunters (except the current job). Has worked out well. most of the resume is filled out during their interview, he sends a nicely formatted copy to me to carry into the job interview. with luck I'll retire from my current gig and never have to do it again. with even more luck this lotto ticket in my pocket will get me out of all work for...awhile. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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02-15-2007, 08:22 PM	#23
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	My last resume - and it's been 8+ years now was the old one page clear cut way. I can't tell you how many comments I got on how people liked it. I've had to look through resumes in various other lives. If I have to sift through to find the info I need, I'm not even going to bother. __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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02-15-2007, 08:27 PM	#24
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Did I mention hockey teams who forget how to play hockey? Oh wait, it's a complaint department, not a pet peeve department. My formely first place Ducks - the team to beat - the team with the most points in the entire NHL has forgotten how to play hockey. /sigh __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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02-15-2007, 08:33 PM	#25
bewitched 101% Yummy! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: I know Kung Fu. Posts: 1,413	Parents who complain that one class got an extra $.05 valentine favor than the other class. It is likely the same parents complaining that the weekly spelling words are too hard for their babies...your kids go to a frickin' private school you knew what was involved...DEAL. __________________ ~Whitney Wondering about the future of Ellington Woodard's punk@ss sh!t.
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02-15-2007, 08:38 PM	#26
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	Teachers who assign 5th graders a crap load of homework nightly. Which of course I have to supervise. I made it past 5th grade I don't need to go back. And No Child Left Behind is a bunch of hooey that creates a lot of unnecessary crap. __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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02-15-2007, 10:00 PM	#27
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Uh-oh ... my resume is a full 2-pager ... and only covers my one job position (that I've had at 3 firms) over the last 20 years. But I have lots of job duties and lots of specific know-how. In my field, lots of people claim to have the requisite skills, but often don't. Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I find throwing in enough information to make it clear I know what I'm talking about makes a difference. Still ... maybe I'll try to condense.
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02-15-2007, 10:09 PM	#28
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	My resume makes me look like some kind of pedo-creep __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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02-15-2007, 11:24 PM	#30
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Ten years of experience at amusement parks, toy stores, and porn editing facilities (No, it wasn't all the same place) __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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