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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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I was Ninja for a short while today. This woman took about 15 min. to notice I was looking at her boobs...
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BRAAAAAAAINS!
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Pirates and Ninjas know how to party
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Beelzeboobs, Esq.
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Oh that's right - Zombie, not Monkey. It's been too long since I went loathing.
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"I have a package for you," spoke the woman in brown. Instinctively my eyes took a glance at her boobies. I smiled and nodded approvingly at both her words and the vision before me. But there were other things on my mind at the moment that I was more interested in. Could this finally be it? Is my Honey Baked Ham finally here, at my door, in the arms of a beauty? I accepted the package and gingerly shut the door. There was no way I could wait to open it in the kitchen. I had to do it right then and there. Gracefully I placed the box on the floor, drew my leatherman from the robe pocket, and scored the tape. "If only I could savor this moment," I thought as I rushed to open it. Wait, what's this? The Taco of the Month Club? What the...? |
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Is it just me, or does it seem like Pirate Bill has been here all the time? He just fits right in.
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#26 |
Nevermind
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You didn't actually read the entire 'Soooooo....' thread, did you?
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#27 |
HI!
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I've sure missed Bill!
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lost in the fog
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Bill, you are a treasure, no question!
I agree with WB, he's been hanging with 3894 and joins the many creative writers on LoT. He's in good company!
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![]() Ninja squid! Oh? |
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Silly swankers, everyone knows pirates hate ninjas.
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