Happy Birthday Sohrshah! - Page 3

CoasterMatt · 06-19-2009, 09:51 PM

Happy Birthday!!!

Morrigoon · 06-19-2009, 11:58 PM

Happy birthday!

Ghoulish Delight · 06-20-2009, 01:39 AM

In honor of your reaching "off my lawn" status, I called the cops on some idiot kids in our community pool outside our window at 1AM this late night. Damn kids.

innerSpaceman · 06-20-2009, 06:41 AM

Did you first announce they had 3 minutes to get out of the pool or be cited?

Kevy Baby · 06-20-2009, 09:55 AM

I hope you had a blue birthday and weren't blue!

€uroMeinke · 06-20-2009, 10:37 AM

Hope you had a swanky one!

Not Afraid · 06-20-2009, 11:00 AM

Happy Birthday!

Chernabog · 06-21-2009, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

In honor of your reaching "off my lawn" status, I called the cops on some idiot kids in our community pool outside our window at 1AM this late night. Damn kids.

Haha Jim had a similar moment last night at 2:30 am when be banged on the door of the drunk kids who woke the whole building up by screaming/laughing and slamming doors. Lady actually said "I don't know you!" and "My roommate's being a b!tch!" as if that explained it all.

Of course my next door neighbor screaming "Shut the f*ck up you F*ckin' b!tches!" didn't help matters much either.

Gn2Dlnd · 06-21-2009, 12:33 PM

Not exactly kids, but definitely drunk and stupid and loud!

As I, and the next door neighbor, had already banged on our floors hard enough to shake the building, I decided to take my show on the road.
BANG, BANG, BANG. "omigod, omigod, someone's outside our front door!"
All the lights in the apartment go off. No-one comes to the door.
Being as I'm standing outside their open bedroom window, and they've now reduced their volume to extremely loud conversational level, I say through the window, "I'm still here, and I'm calling the police." I go back upstairs.
I hear, from the voice that's been screaming for the last 45 minutes, "I'm going upstairs!" So, I meet Drunky McStumbly on the landing. "What, we're not allowed -?" "NO, it's 2:15 in the morning." "But I've never met you!" "And you're making a really bad first impression." "You're calling the police?" "I've got them on the line right now, go downstairs and be quiet!" "But my roommate's being a bitch!" "So be an adult and deal with it. Go downstairs and be quiet." "But wait -" At that point I'd said all I needed to, and having no desire to engage in drunken conversation, I went inside and slammed the door in her face. They were fairly quiet the rest of the night. Always a pleasure meeting new neighbors. I'm hoping that the rest of the building disliked my performance enough to encourage these idiots to keep it down.

Oh, and happy birthday again! Now go downstairs and be quiet!

alphabassettgrrl · 06-21-2009, 08:43 PM

Happy belated birthday! I hope you had a good day!

06-19-2009, 09:51 PM	#21
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06-19-2009, 11:58 PM	#22
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Happy birthday! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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06-20-2009, 01:39 AM	#23
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	In honor of your reaching "off my lawn" status, I called the cops on some idiot kids in our community pool outside our window at 1AM this late night. Damn kids. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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06-20-2009, 06:41 AM	#24
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Did you first announce they had 3 minutes to get out of the pool or be cited?
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06-20-2009, 09:55 AM	#25
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06-20-2009, 10:37 AM	#26
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Hope you had a swanky one! __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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06-20-2009, 11:00 AM	#27
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06-21-2009, 12:33 PM	#29
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	Not exactly kids, but definitely drunk and stupid and loud! As I, and the next door neighbor, had already banged on our floors hard enough to shake the building, I decided to take my show on the road. BANG, BANG, BANG. "omigod, omigod, someone's outside our front door!" All the lights in the apartment go off. No-one comes to the door. Being as I'm standing outside their open bedroom window, and they've now reduced their volume to extremely loud conversational level, I say through the window, "I'm still here, and I'm calling the police." I go back upstairs. I hear, from the voice that's been screaming for the last 45 minutes, "I'm going upstairs!" So, I meet Drunky McStumbly on the landing. "What, we're not allowed -?" "NO, it's 2:15 in the morning." "But I've never met you!" "And you're making a really bad first impression." "You're calling the police?" "I've got them on the line right now, go downstairs and be quiet!" "But my roommate's being a bitch!" "So be an adult and deal with it. Go downstairs and be quiet." "But wait -" At that point I'd said all I needed to, and having no desire to engage in drunken conversation, I went inside and slammed the door in her face. They were fairly quiet the rest of the night. Always a pleasure meeting new neighbors. I'm hoping that the rest of the building disliked my performance enough to encourage these idiots to keep it down. Oh, and happy birthday again! Now go downstairs and be quiet! __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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06-21-2009, 08:43 PM	#30
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