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Isaac · 07-29-2006, 02:23 PM

This thread reminds me of a song.

Dear lie
you suck
you said you could fix everything
instead
I'm f****d
You made things even worse for me
If I
had balls
I'd tell you get away from me
Guess I'm
not smart
I let you
unnerve me
I let you
control me
Afraid the truth would hurt me
When it's you that hurts me more
Dear lie
You're dumb
You think you've got the best of me
You think
you won
Misread my vulnerability
I've got
your walls
Now get the hell away from me
I've learned
your art
Won't let you
unnerve me
Won't let you
control me
The truth will only free me
And your lies won't hurt no more
Get outta my mouth
Get outta my head
Get outta my mind
Stop puttin' words in my head
Get outta my mouth
You're nothing but trouble
Get outta my life
Get out of me
Out of me
Out of me
Out of me lie

Prudence · 07-31-2006, 04:46 PM

Dear fashion designers and buyers:

Cropped trousers? You have got to be kidding me. This is your big fall must-have? Suits with short pants? No, it does not look like glamour with an edge. It looks like your models are headed to a Little Lord Fauntleroy-themed party. Especially when you insist on pairing them with the ruffled shirt and cropped velvet jacket.

Knock it off.

No love.
Me.

Not Afraid · 07-31-2006, 05:04 PM

Dear Pru.

We have no right to complain because no one wants to see our legs anyways. Now, get with the program.

Love,

My tongue which happens to be in my cheek - or up someone's crack. You choose.

katiesue · 08-02-2006, 09:25 AM

Dear Furniture Designer,

Love the chair with the washable slipcovers. But wouldn't it have been a bit easier to put the zipper on the long end of the fitted cushion not the short end?

Sincerely,
Chair Cushion Wrestling Champion

Nephythys · 08-02-2006, 10:12 AM

Dear person who does not know it is 2006-

Why did you put a Kerry/Edwards sign on your property in July 2006? Don't you know what year it is? Don't you know there is no Presidential election this year?

If he runs again- please put up your signs- but for goodness sake why now?

Sincerely-
Someone who knows when in time they are

JWBear · 08-02-2006, 11:49 AM

Dear boss from hell,

In the future, when you delegate to me a task that was given to you to do, please don't tell me that there were no instructions, and then 2 days later forward me an email - with the instructions - that you received before you delegated the task to me. That would be really helpfull.

Thanks.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 08-02-2006, 12:55 PM

Dear Dart Board at Ye Old King's Head Bar in Santa Monica,

Someday, I will be the master of you. Someday!

Fondly,
Audra

wendybeth · 08-02-2006, 02:03 PM

Dear old man arguing with the checker in the grocery store,

The bananas were .79 cents a lb., and just because you were capable of throwing a hissy fit over the fact that you thought they were .59 a lb. doesn't give you the right to hold up the line for ten minutes, repeatedly insult the checker and and start dropping names that might have meant something to a checker 40 years ago. You got your way and the checker took all of .03 off your purchase of three bananas, but I take solace in knowing that the dozen Baby Ruths you bought were probably all melted by the time you finished your tirade.
Oh, and you smelled funny.

Signed,
The disgusted line of people who all agreed to shoot each other if they ever turned into a old bastard like you.

Capt Jack · 08-02-2006, 02:13 PM

Dear God,

Yeah, its me again. Re: our conversation from the other day, I have to say I still dont get it. When you say all the bad stuff that happens is part of the "master plan"...by the way, I hate it when you do that little quote thing with your fingers...I must insist on you revealing the part of said plan where I cannot be rich, famous, loved by all mankind and not let it go to my head.

lates bud..
CJ

PS: Its the 'not let it go to my head' part, isnt it?

Kevy Baby · 08-02-2006, 08:32 PM

Oh dear

or

Dear deer

07-29-2006, 02:23 PM	#1
Isaac the one n only Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Anaheim Posts: 1,236	This thread reminds me of a song. Dear lie you suck you said you could fix everything instead I'm f****d You made things even worse for me If I had balls I'd tell you get away from me Guess I'm not smart I let you unnerve me I let you control me Afraid the truth would hurt me When it's you that hurts me more Dear lie You're dumb You think you've got the best of me You think you won Misread my vulnerability I've got your walls Now get the hell away from me I've learned your art Won't let you unnerve me Won't let you control me The truth will only free me And your lies won't hurt no more Get outta my mouth Get outta my head Get outta my mind Stop puttin' words in my head Get outta my mouth You're nothing but trouble Get outta my life Get out of me Out of me Out of me Out of me lie __________________
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07-31-2006, 04:46 PM	#2
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Dear fashion designers and buyers: Cropped trousers? You have got to be kidding me. This is your big fall must-have? Suits with short pants? No, it does not look like glamour with an edge. It looks like your models are headed to a Little Lord Fauntleroy-themed party. Especially when you insist on pairing them with the ruffled shirt and cropped velvet jacket. Knock it off. No love. Me. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Dear Pru. We have no right to complain because no one wants to see our legs anyways. Now, get with the program. Love, My tongue which happens to be in my cheek - or up someone's crack. You choose.
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katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	Dear Furniture Designer, Love the chair with the washable slipcovers. But wouldn't it have been a bit easier to put the zipper on the long end of the fitted cushion not the short end? Sincerely, Chair Cushion Wrestling Champion __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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08-02-2006, 10:12 AM	#5
Nephythys Yeah, that's about it- Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a state of constant crap to get done Posts: 2,688	Dear person who does not know it is 2006- Why did you put a Kerry/Edwards sign on your property in July 2006? Don't you know what year it is? Don't you know there is no Presidential election this year? If he runs again- please put up your signs- but for goodness sake why now? Sincerely- Someone who knows when in time they are
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08-02-2006, 11:49 AM	#6
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Dear boss from hell, In the future, when you delegate to me a task that was given to you to do, please don't tell me that there were no instructions, and then 2 days later forward me an email - with the instructions - that you received before you delegated the task to me. That would be really helpfull. Thanks. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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08-02-2006, 12:55 PM	#7
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	Dear Dart Board at Ye Old King's Head Bar in Santa Monica, Someday, I will be the master of you. Someday! Fondly, Audra
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08-02-2006, 02:03 PM	#8
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Dear old man arguing with the checker in the grocery store, The bananas were .79 cents a lb., and just because you were capable of throwing a hissy fit over the fact that you thought they were .59 a lb. doesn't give you the right to hold up the line for ten minutes, repeatedly insult the checker and and start dropping names that might have meant something to a checker 40 years ago. You got your way and the checker took all of .03 off your purchase of three bananas, but I take solace in knowing that the dozen Baby Ruths you bought were probably all melted by the time you finished your tirade. Oh, and you smelled funny. Signed, The disgusted line of people who all agreed to shoot each other if they ever turned into a old bastard like you. __________________
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08-02-2006, 02:13 PM	#9
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	Dear God, Yeah, its me again. Re: our conversation from the other day, I have to say I still dont get it. When you say all the bad stuff that happens is part of the "master plan"...by the way, I hate it when you do that little quote thing with your fingers...I must insist on you revealing the part of said plan where I cannot be rich, famous, loved by all mankind and not let it go to my head. lates bud.. CJ PS: Its the 'not let it go to my head' part, isnt it? __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory Last edited by Capt Jack : 08-02-2006 at 02:24 PM.
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08-02-2006, 08:32 PM	#10
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Oh dear or Dear deer __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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