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CoasterMatt · 07-19-2006, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

I get strange looks when I have a cocktail on my commute home.

Is it because they've never seen somebody shaking a martini while changing lanes?

Gemini Cricket · 07-19-2006, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Is it because they've never seen somebody shaking a martini while changing lanes?

It's more exciting trying to light a Flaming Moe with your cigarette lighter...

Gemini Cricket · 07-19-2006, 06:30 AM

Some dinglecheese pulled the fire alarm again this morning. Evacuate the building, wait for half an hour on the sidewalk, get the all clear, go up the stairs because the elevators aren't unlocked yet, deal with the flashing lights in the hallways until the fire marshall comes by to turn them off...
Hysterical.
Luckily, it wasn't a real fire.

Moonliner · 07-19-2006, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

I get strange looks when I have a cocktail on my commute home.

Perhaps that's because your are an airline pilot.

Gemini Cricket · 07-19-2006, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

Perhaps that's because your are an airline pilot.

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

scaeagles · 07-19-2006, 06:50 AM

Have you ever been in a turkish prison?

Moonliner · 07-19-2006, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

Have you ever been in a turkish prison?

Surely you can't be serious?

Scrooge McSam · 07-19-2006, 08:45 AM

... and don't call me Shirley!

Gemini Cricket · 07-19-2006, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Scrooge McSam

... and don't call me Shirley!

When you're not in drag, I won't.

Someone in my office just gave me 1000 copies of a letter to fold. (Yeah, my job's a winner.) And as I'm folding it, I say, 'Hmm, did you notice that you dated all these letters 7/19/2007?' The response I got was, 'Just send 'em anyway.'

Oy.

Mousey Girl · 07-19-2006, 12:20 PM

Dawn's truck is going to be repo'd (she hasn't paid her payment in a few months~no one is bailing her out this time). The finance company keeps calling here and leaving messages for "David Layton." If I ever answer the phone, at least I don't have to lie when I tell them to stop calling, that there is no David Layton here. I refuse to lie and since tehcnically they are wrong, I don't have to. They are using his first name and the name of our street. Too Funny.

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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Some dinglecheese pulled the fire alarm again this morning. Evacuate the building, wait for half an hour on the sidewalk, get the all clear, go up the stairs because the elevators aren't unlocked yet, deal with the flashing lights in the hallways until the fire marshall comes by to turn them off... Hysterical. Luckily, it wasn't a real fire.
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07-19-2006, 06:50 AM	#3136
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Have you ever been in a turkish prison?
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07-19-2006, 08:45 AM	#3138
Scrooge McSam What? Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,635	... and don't call me Shirley!
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07-19-2006, 12:20 PM	#3140
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	Dawn's truck is going to be repo'd (she hasn't paid her payment in a few months~no one is bailing her out this time). The finance company keeps calling here and leaving messages for "David Layton." If I ever answer the phone, at least I don't have to lie when I tell them to stop calling, that there is no David Layton here. I refuse to lie and since tehcnically they are wrong, I don't have to. They are using his first name and the name of our street. Too Funny.
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