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innerSpaceman · 06-18-2008, 07:22 PM

She catches on quick.

Or does the Potter invisiblity cloak and the Frodo one ring cancel each other out, rendering him completley visible ... and naked ... at school??

3894 · 06-20-2008, 07:27 AM

Not Afraid · 06-20-2008, 10:49 AM

Pictures at http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/705407729.html

Ferocious Attack Kitten

Date: 2008-06-02, 7:10PM CDT

Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.

This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:

* insects

* other trained attack kittens

* babies

* toilet paper

* anything under a blanket

* unwanted house guests
* paper bags

* floor rugs

* Chuck Norris

* Feet.

Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.

Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you'll figure that out really fast.

Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.

Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens... please be prepared to show scars.

For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.

LashStoat · 06-26-2008, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Pictures at http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/705407729.html

Ferocious Attack Kitten

Date: 2008-06-02, 7:10PM CDT

Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.

Dear Ms. Not,

I'm thinking that Norman Bates could sort this cat out with a bit of polyester batting, a bottle of Formaldehyde and a couple of glass eyes.

Kevy Baby · 06-20-2008, 11:35 AM

Sounds like most cats

blueerica · 06-20-2008, 11:36 AM

Oh, those are funny!!!

BarTopDancer · 06-20-2008, 01:22 PM

Hey! That's an ad for SPRINGER!!!!!!!

I better call my parents and 1) find out how they learned about and figured out Craigslist and 2) WHY they are giving my kitty away!

Deebs · 06-20-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

2) WHY they are giving my kitty away!

You need to ask?

BarTopDancer · 06-26-2008, 04:09 PM

Kevy Baby · 06-26-2008, 05:01 PM

That man really is a hero because I recognize the grimace of someone who currently has very sharp claws embedded in their skin.

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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Pictures at http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/705407729.html Ferocious Attack Kitten Date: 2008-06-02, 7:10PM CDT Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him. This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following: * insects * other trained attack kittens * babies * toilet paper * anything under a blanket * unwanted house guests * paper bags * floor rugs * Chuck Norris * Feet. Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide. Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you'll figure that out really fast. Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it. Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens... please be prepared to show scars. For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	That man really is a hero because I recognize the grimace of someone who currently has very sharp claws embedded in their skin. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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