Kingdom of Loathing - Page 34

Prudence · 10-27-2005, 10:59 PM

I give up. It's not coming up tonight. I'm going to bed.

Ponine · 10-27-2005, 11:11 PM

I am getting that feeling too.

Brigitte · 10-28-2005, 08:20 AM

It's back!

Prudence · 10-28-2005, 08:35 AM

Cola wars!

tracilicious · 10-28-2005, 09:24 AM

What are cola wars?

I seem to have a few drinks that I didn't have before. I've also lost my ability to smith stuff. I haven't done too much yet.

I've been eating and trick or meating for GD, but he's lost all his unopened trick or meat presents that I got him. That will be an unhappy surprise for him.

Ponine · 10-28-2005, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tracilicious

I've been eating and trick or meating for GD, but he's lost all his unopened trick or meat presents that I got him. That will be an unhappy surprise for him.

Not nearly as unhappy as he would be to return and find out that he was then locked out of the game for days.
I'm sure he'll be okay with it.

Prudence · 10-28-2005, 10:45 AM

You'll want to be searching the kingdom for rifts. Mayhap you will encounter a battlefield?

Prudence · 10-28-2005, 12:00 PM

HAHAHAHA!

" As you wander the corpse-strewn battlefield, you see a giant man in a giant breastplate painted with the Cloaca-Cola insignia. He's standing with his hands on his knees, taking a break from the battle. As you draw closer, you recognize his face from drawings in your history books.

"Wow, you're Mean José Verde!" you say. "You're the meanest, orneriest, most vicious... er... sorry to bother you, sir." You find a can of Cloaca-Cola amidst the detritus on the battlefield. "Here, Mean José!"

The man glares at you, then drains the can in one long swallow and smiles at you. "Thanks, kid." He takes off his breastplate and throws it at you.

You're crushed beneath the weight, but getting out from under it proves to be an effective workout.

You gain 27 Muscleboundness.
You gain a Muscle point!"

Morrigoon · 11-02-2005, 11:53 PM

Why can't I find the stinkin' hermit? I found him before, but I can't remember where!

wendybeth · 11-03-2005, 12:41 AM

Go to the market, buy a hermit permit, then go to the mountains.

10-27-2005, 10:59 PM	#1
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	I give up. It's not coming up tonight. I'm going to bed. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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10-27-2005, 11:11 PM	#2
Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	I am getting that feeling too. __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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10-28-2005, 08:20 AM	#3
Brigitte Whatcha doin'? Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Loungin' with the kids Posts: 418	It's back!
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10-28-2005, 08:35 AM	#4
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Cola wars! __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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10-28-2005, 09:24 AM	#5
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	What are cola wars? I seem to have a few drinks that I didn't have before. I've also lost my ability to smith stuff. I haven't done too much yet. I've been eating and trick or meating for GD, but he's lost all his unopened trick or meat presents that I got him. That will be an unhappy surprise for him. __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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10-28-2005, 10:45 AM	#7
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	You'll want to be searching the kingdom for rifts. Mayhap you will encounter a battlefield? __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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10-28-2005, 12:00 PM	#8
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	HAHAHAHA! " As you wander the corpse-strewn battlefield, you see a giant man in a giant breastplate painted with the Cloaca-Cola insignia. He's standing with his hands on his knees, taking a break from the battle. As you draw closer, you recognize his face from drawings in your history books. "Wow, you're Mean José Verde!" you say. "You're the meanest, orneriest, most vicious... er... sorry to bother you, sir." You find a can of Cloaca-Cola amidst the detritus on the battlefield. "Here, Mean José!" The man glares at you, then drains the can in one long swallow and smiles at you. "Thanks, kid." He takes off his breastplate and throws it at you. You're crushed beneath the weight, but getting out from under it proves to be an effective workout. You gain 27 Muscleboundness. You gain a Muscle point!" __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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11-02-2005, 11:53 PM	#9
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Why can't I find the stinkin' hermit? I found him before, but I can't remember where! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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11-03-2005, 12:41 AM	#10
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Go to the market, buy a hermit permit, then go to the mountains. __________________
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