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You broke your Ramadar!
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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
Mel Brooks
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avatar transition
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Greatness is not in where we stand, but in what direction we are moving. We must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it -- but sail we must and not drift, nor lie at anchor.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
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And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore |
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#333 |
I Floop the Pig
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"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest. "
-Kurt Vonnegut
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'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ |
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Chowder Head
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"I did not have sex with that woman... Monica Lewinski"
B. Clinton
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Chowder Head
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The number four talking to the number two:
"Six, six, six. That's all you ever think about!"
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#336 |
Go Hawks Go!
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"We guarantee the quality of our product or return the boy."
--- Abbot Lawrence Lowell (Former Harvard President) |
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the myth of the dream
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Now we're Anthrax
And we take no **** And we don't care for writing hits 'Cause the sound you hear is what we like And I'll steal your pop tarts like I stole your... socks Yo man, what's a matter with you Charlie beats the beats the beats you beat The only thing harder is the smell of my feet So listen up 'cause you might get dissed Go drain the lizard or take a... chair Watch the beat! I'm on your case I'm in your face Put you and your father back in place Step up sucker understand Don't you know that I'm the Man I'm the Man I'm so bad I should be in detention I'm the Man Shut up! We got real def rhythms and fresh new jams If you think we got egos, well we're all just hams Scott plays stickball and likes to skate Frankie's never on time; he's always... Sleeping Late! They drink the drinks they drinks they drank I put my money in the bank They cut their crack; they offer joints We don't do drugs do you get our... Meaning! POINT! Watch the beat! I'm on your case I'm in your face Put you and your father back in place Step up sucker understand Don't you know that I'm the Man I'm the Man I'm so bad I should be in detention I'm the Man For a heavy metal band raps a different way We like to be different and not cliche Well they say rap and metal can never mix Well of them can suck our... Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area No man, it's dick! Danny farted the farts the farts he farted I pick my nose but I'm not retarded So like El Duce says, "smell my anal vapor" And wipe my butt with your... Face! Toilet paper! Watch the beat! I'm on your case I'm in your face Put you and your father back in place Step up sucker understand Don't you know that I'm the Man I'm the Man I'm so bad I should be in detention I'm the Man So as this rap is winding down Can't you see we wear the crown You know Anthrax is number one But we really don't care; we just want to have... A festival! FUN, you stupid idiot! Joey mailed the mail the mail he mailed We are the kings and all shall hail We're like a diamond that is forever And we'll remain the hardest ever I'm so bad It's a crime NOT! ~ Anthrax's groundbreaking 1987 single "I'm The Man" -- a delightful, and funny, fusion of metal and rap. The song was both a playful poke at the rap genre and an homage to the rappers of Brooklyn, NY.
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You broke your Ramadar!
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". . . there are periods of history when the visions of madmen and dope fiends are a better guide to reality than the common-sense interpretation of data available to the so-called normal mind. This is one such period, if you haven't noticed already."
Robert Anton Wildon
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thankfully grateful
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"There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third."
Timothy Leary
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thankfully grateful
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One morning, the Mother Superior calls her nuns together for a conference.
"I must tell you all something important," she says. "We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank the Lord," sighs an elderly nun from the back, "I'm so tired of Chardonnay!"
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